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one ad for about a minute, turn the sound down, open a new window and check your emails while your waiting if you really can’t stand it. I understand if you add the sign in page to your favourites, you go straight in if you use that,
It only happens once in a while, I forget the period. Unless you clear out your cookies (that would make a good euphemism)
It all depends how urgent your chat needs are
@chocolate wrote:
Oh…. Are you brown???
When Chocolate asks you if you’re brown, you know colour ain’t just no thang baby! 8) 8)
Welcome back Panda 8)
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)@kent f OBE wrote:
My son has just finished filming 3 days for a film (she says in a bragging proud mother voice) :lol:
The way he goes on about it (and the way I go on about it) you would think hes the Brad Pitt of the movie but alas he is an extra, who does interact with the main characters though.
It’s a british spoof comedy called Hooligan Factory. Releasing on 15th June.I shall expect nothing but good reviews for this movie thank you very much people :lol:
(goes off to buy a frock shoes and bag for the oscars)
*Makes himself comfortable while he sits back and imagines Kenty in a backless frock and stilettos – or was that Halle Berry . . . . ?
I can’t see myself forgiving anyone for that.
There’s always a ‘but’ because I’ve never actually been through anything that painful so I don’t actually know. But if you’re asking me to sign a disclaimer, forget it.
@rusty trawler wrote:
@wordsworth60 wrote:
@rusty trawler wrote:
. . . . . . unscrupulous men that frequent the JC Gentleman’s Club. . . . . . .
Dear Brother Trawler
These allegations are quite serious. While the club maintains a strict “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy on most personal issues, please raise any matters affecting personal safety or public reputation with the committee. Matters of ethics are always overseen by His Honour Judge Sadness)
Yours in the half-light
W
Dear Grandmaster Words:
Please accept my earnest apologies for my wanton disregard of the club rules.
In moments of personal jeopardy I’m prone to hyperbole. Indeed, countless have been the occasions where I have depended on the benevolence of my comrades to ensure that I am safely extracted from a precarious scrape or two.
And now is such an occasion! I’m perfectly aware that the tedious business of club administration is rather taxing on your time – we’re all fully appreciative of your tireless (unpaid) efforts – but could I call possibly call upon your highly-valued assistance?
It seems that the ladies of JC are a feisty lot, don’t let their protestations and feigned disapproval of the male species fool you. If a man has had the requisite good fortune to retain the majority of his own teeth, mastered the art of using cutlery and can resist the urge to talk about anything sports related whilst on a romantic assignation with a fair maiden, why, then that man is a veritable catch. Perhaps you would be so good as to extend your enviable charm to the ladies of JC so we can ensure they are all recipients of a jolly good time on Valentine’s Day.
In order to motivate you in proffering assistance I shall draw your attention to the club moto:
A frater inops est a frater iuvo
A brother in need is a brother indeed
fraternally yours,
Brother Trawler
Dear Brother Trawler
Having allowed the hilarity your post provoked to subside, I can apply the necessary gravitas to the subject in hand.
The strength of character of the ladies of JC is indeed legendary and daunting to the prospective beau. However, any woman worthy of the role of Mem-Sahib to one of our distinguished gathering would not be a helpless supplicant, but have the makings of a fellow combatant against the woes of life. So I salute the ‘feistiness’ of JC women, while wincing somewhat at the colloquialism.
Unfortunately, even in the 21st century, the rules of courtship still assume that one partner will be stronger, usually the male. As a result, the manoeuvres involved in drawing a woman of calibre into one’s orbit, while based on more traditional practices, such as gifts and outings, also include gestures of equality. This is all the more complicated as the tight trousers of our youth no longer signify the compensation of exhilaration and potency.
Perhaps in the intervening weeks we could offer F_pol the opportunity to coach members on effective modern courtship etiquette as the price for her remaining in the cupboard.
I’m still not sure why, but she returned as soon as Boxing Day was over muttering “Must sleep! must sleep!”. The note pinned to the door says, and I quote, “Enquiries from Wonga.com about a payday loan should be referred to that ungrateful so-and-so in front of the TV – I’ll give him But I Wanted A Limited Edition Star Wars X-Box 360 my arse!”
From the floral scents which now waft under the door occasionally, she appears to have taken up residence,
Yours sincerely
W
@rusty trawler wrote:
. . . . . . unscrupulous men that frequent the JC Gentleman’s Club. . . . . . .
Dear Brother Trawler
These allegations are quite serious. While the club maintains a strict “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy on most personal issues, please raise any matters affecting personal safety or public reputation with the committee. Matters of ethics are always overseen by His Honour Judge Sadness)
Yours in the half-light
W
@simplysu wrote:
@wordsworth60 wrote:
@rusty trawler wrote:
. . . And Su’s birthday too? Crikey! A whole of a whooping and a hollering . . . . .
Looks like a load of whoopin’ and hollerin’ goes on in April . . . . . . .
trust you!
. . . . oh you can . . . . twirls moustache and winks . . . .
@bullshiddy shidkins wrote:
i see danny is back on f3 boards again. i wonder how long it will take him to private message an old granny again asking her for se’xual favours… :lol: this thread is beyond retarded btw.
Oh my, how this posting has contributed to it’s improvement!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
@rusty trawler wrote:
. . . And Su’s birthday too? Crikey! A whole of a whooping and a hollering . . . . .
Looks like a load of whoopin’ and hollerin’ goes on in April . . . . . . .
