Wordsworth60

Fits spy cam to the cupboard observe the shenannigans between kenty and F_Pol . . .

The prank was the most artless of bluffs.

Am I the only person who thinks that if a member of the Royal Family is in hospital, there should be some kind of password/keyphrase/pin number without which no-one gets information?

I was under the illusion that those around key members of the royal family were briefed and protected by skilled security…[Read more]

@momentaryloss wrote:

I can see how all those options must somehow seem so second best.

My heart goes out to you.

ML, I have always valued your aptitude for empathy.

In my later years I’ve realised that, rather than covet the achievements of my older sibling, chase status conferred by largely meaningless institutions, or compete with…[Read more]

@momentaryloss wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

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Very impressive.

Go on admit it – you used to be the Chair/manager/head honcho in a club like this real life.

:D

I’m afraid that, having been the younger sibling, I never quite got the hang of authority (Wordsworth Minor at School, Cambridge instead of That Other Place, only a…[Read more]

@sceptical guy wrote:

suddenly worried about said lady’s survival, and concerned in case I get the blame for her remains beng found in a couple of yrs time, hands a glass of water and a slice of bread and butter to a grabby pair of hands, closing the door quickly. A sense of compassion has leds me to dunk a little of the bread in port, so she…

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@toybulldog wrote:

looked all over the supermarket for a . . . . .strong, manly, black font . . . . . . . to no avail.

Can I not just pop in proudly with some sense of irony, the ghostly banshee cries of aborted babies, and a packet of frozen peas ?

Why must it all be about presentation with you masculine types ?

. . . . pops out just as…

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@jen_jen wrote:

voluptuous…I love that word, it just fills your mouth as you say it.

*faints!

@jen_jen wrote:

Dons a grey wig and tiara, puts a queenie handbag over her arm, calls her corgis (Welsh of course) to heel and looks imperious…hopes the old codgers will either be too drunk or have bad eyesight and be fooled…wonders if it is really worth it, it smells musty in here…

Ma’am!

*bows

Ambivalence

@jen_jen wrote:

Can I just enjoy the hospitality without being locked in the cupboard please?

Jen_jen, you’d be most welcome on our Ladies Day. But I’m not sure the Mem-Sahibs would be entirely comfortable with the idea of us chaps sharing un-chaperoned relaxed conviviality with fascinating women such as yourself.

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@momentaryloss wrote:

. . . . . . I’m sure I can bring along a decent malt to oil the wheels of celebration of man’s endeavour to provide hospitality to his fellows.

Go in peace.

8) [/b]

What a good idea! In fact, if enough of the fellows are willing and able, perhaps one evening we could each bring a bottle and have a ‘taste-off’. I’m sure…[Read more]

@jen_jen wrote:

. . . . . . . . . yes his behaviour as a teen was bad but it was behaviour resulting in his feelings about realising he had been abused – as he said, when it first started he didn’t like it but he didn’t realise it was wrong until he was older; his feelings of helplessness at the situation and the anger; his feelings of being let…

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@(f)politics? wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

*Nicks all the Christmas port *

Catches f_pol in the act and locks her in the cupboard – not to be opened before Christmas . . . .

Oh, relieves her of the port first . . . .

:shock: i’ll be dead by then with no food or water atleast leave me the port i’ll be quite happy in the…

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@(f)politics? wrote:

*Nicks all the Christmas port *

Catches f_pol in the act and locks her in the cupboard – not to be opened before Christmas . . . .

Oh, relieves her of the port first . . . .

@momentaryloss wrote:

@rusty trawler wrote:

Shouldn’t we be decorating this place for the annual Christmas shindig by now?

And can we please refrain from repeating the embarrassing shenaningans of last year when drunken Brother Scep simulated coitus with Brother Sgt’s Darts trophy?

I see my plea for the Club to give all its extra money to charity…

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I’m having to run the video every time I attempt to go in the room, I usually don’t bother.

@SimplySu wrote:

I love ballet.

Bien sur (typed in 4th position)

@Terry wrote:

. . . . . I shan’t sleep tonight just thinking about you . . . . . .

I know Terry, I know . . . . . .

*Orders brandy and a few glasses and entertains himself with a few nostalgic songs played on his antique ukelele.

@rusty trawler wrote:

. . . . . . I don’t think you’re capable of taking on board the opinions of anyone else unless they align with yours and I don’t care to engage with someone who thinks they have all the answers.

Don’t want to spoil his game rusty, but it’s obvious that Terry’s just enjoying winding people up. Trouble is, his ‘House’ icon…[Read more]