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TEN WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE!
Call yourself John Prescott.
Win the lottery.
Admit to liking Jade Goody.
Don’t pay your phone bill.
Stay here all day and night to bump up your post count.
Do all of the above TWICE, and that makes TEN. :lol:
Ok, i’ll put my hands up, it’s a hoax, i made it up. False accusation. Police weren’t too happy either. :lol:
Don’t know what’s worse; being albanian, or having a name like; gerald! :?
I met someone from the net, she was called Lucy. She charged £100 per hour, and i’ve not seen her since. OH, and there was a time when i met someone called frances too, but she weren’t all she appeared to be. She had a beard, a pot belly. It’s not the beard that made me realise she was a he, it was when she said bend over in a deep voice, that’s when i started to shyte myself. :oops:
Me, the missus, and the bit on the side applied and got refused, so we settled for The Jeremy Kyle show instead. And we aint aussies or welsh. We’re Irish. :D
Well, we know that the incident/accident happened a few centuries ago, as there was a king, because all of his men, and their horses tried to put him back together, yep, the NHS was bad back then too…, so bad that emergency treatment had to be carried out by the king and gang! And horses..
Ok, well, where was the wall he sat on? Was it a dodgy wall? If so he could have sued the council, that’s of course it was that of a council owned property.
Now, everyone assumes that Humpty Dumpty was an egg, but was he? If so, then it’s no yolk. OOPS, did i say yolk? I mean joke..
Maybe Humpty was having an affair with a woman, her husband found out, he probably wanted to rid of him. This is where the rhyme could come from. The man could have been tried for the assault etc, and said..
“Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall”… Blah, Blah,..
Maybe though he did actually fall. He could have been P*ssed, stoned, could have fallen asleep, who knows?
I did know another version to the song though, it went like,..
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, eating a big banana,.. Where do you think he put the skin,…
Now, this could be true, he could have eaten the banana, put the skin somewhere he shouldn’t have, the person weren’t too happy, so pushed him, and said “take that Humpty”.. Just like Take That ARE numpty’s..
Anyway, i think i’ve said enough, i’ll try and seek the help of a psychic and get back to you, or a medium to contact the spirit of Humpty. :D
The bloke shouldn’t have left it there, probably did the crossword because he was bored. Now if it was his wallet, different story altogether. Just stick some money in a charity box so you don’t feel less guilty, i’m sure the bloke would want that! Aswell as the charity!
It’s ok, prefer, House Of Fun, Our House, There’s one i used to like, started like:
In the earliest days of our shoplifting career, you could safely say, we were filled with fear, nail biting work from the very start..
Can’t think of the name, or the album it was on?
Don’t ALL reply at once! :roll:
I’ve never seen them in concert. Wanted to though. When Suggs went solo he started off ok, then went crap! What’s your favourite songs? Like “Mummy’s boy” – old, but funny..ish.
@bat wrote:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/15122006/356/jail-warning-rail-booze-snooze.html :roll: :roll: :roll:
I’ve heard of trains going over sleepers lol, but that takes the p*ss.. Nothing to laugh at really though is it, a train could have de-railed causing injury, or possible death to the passengers.
