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Whilst in public, start searching for bluetooth devices on your phone, and then start sending rude pictures. :D
How many ranges does this sex thing come in? Sex, good sex, excellent sex, happy for a week sex.
So, what if Jeremy had referred to the car as being OLD? Would that be offensive to OLD people?
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby,
ah, ahh, ahhh, ahhhh, ahh, ahh
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya,
ah, ahh, ahhh, ahhhh, ahh, ahh
Darling you have to let me know,
will you stay or will you go.
*Hic* :lol:
Greetings. Welcome to English message boards!
You have many things in france that inspire the english, like depots that sell duty free fags and booze. :D
Thanks for introducing the croissant, wine, garlic, onions, etc.
I’ve never seen the eiffel tower close up, but i have seen the blackpool tower. And Alton Towers.
In respect to you and your people, i shall now take a moment to hum the tune to the french national anthem.
There! I do love that anthem. Whoever wrote ferrerra jaques is a genius. Probably the same person who invented ferrerra rochez.
Bye.
I was warned against you Smiley.
Shame on YOU. [-X
I did once try and dip it in Daz, but he screamed, and legged it. He should have been BOLD.
Same reason why i tell women my co-ck is eight inches when really it’s only four. :(
I hand-wash mine. I soak it in liquid, rinse it, leave it out to dry, and then have it pressed.
@smiley wrote:
Shut up, Ant.
You’re nothing but a kant!
Kant is the same as kunt with a C
Hey, why are you sat up in a tree?
Is it because you’re gay?
Who is that next to you? Oh, it’s Tray!
Tray is a homo, didn’t you know?
Didn’t his skirt give it away Ant you ho’?
All these years have passed by
And you’re still bi?
Ant, you will never change.
You will always be strange!p.s: we still meeting up this friday? I’m looking forward to you shoving a hedgehog up my bum.
I’m not sat up a tree, and even if i were it wouldn’t make me gay. You homophobe.
Who is Tray?
I’m not sure why you wrote this, and aren’t aware of why you’re calling me Ant.
I don’t recall arranging to meet you Friday, and if i did, i’d not want to stick a hedgehog up my bottom, at least not right away.
You’re a shame to your religion, and to your city Smiley, and you’ll be punished in the afterlife that awaits you. I hope you understand!
