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  • #122236

    I was thinking for mine.. (when it happens of course), that i should have Keith and Orvil..

    #317961

    @~*Lucky*~ wrote:

    @woohoo wrote:

    @chickenman wrote:

    Is it per minute ? per second ? per sqwirt ? per groan ?
    somebody help me here :?

    LMAOOOOO.. :lol:

    You have my sex life described perfectly there.. :lol:

    :shock:

    What’s.. :shock: ? One minute, one squirt, one groan.. Must just be me then.. :lol:

    #317959

    @chickenman wrote:

    Is it per minute ? per second ? per sqwirt ? per groan ?
    somebody help me here :?

    LMAOOOOO.. :lol:

    You have my sex life described perfectly there.. :lol:

    #122233

    @~*Lucky*~ wrote:

    errrrrrrrrrrrrrr that should have read “banjo” :oops: :oops: :oops:

    My wedding will be classy and tasteful (yeh yeh I know, unlike me)… pffffffft @ my parents raving lol

    I would not have said that you are not CLASSY, nor TASTEFUL.. In fact, you are both those things Mucky my dear. See, hanging bout with me has improved your image.. :lol:

    Parents Raving? My dad would be f****D at my wedding then wouldn’t he, as his legs are knackered…

    You’re getting married in a Castle, and having a Rave there too.. This wedding just gets better, and better!

    What about a NEW AGE wedding, where afterwards everyone can hug the trees.. :lol:

    #122231

    @~*Lucky*~ wrote:

    lol was gonna ask you to come and bang your bango!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Sian – bands are the norm here, dont you english do that??? :?

    Bands went out years ago, now it’s all hip and RnB, and stuff like that, you know Mucks, like Rappers etc.. Not tribute bands to Abba, and Bucks Fizz.. :shock:

    And no offence, if i’m going to BANG my BANGO, then i shall be doing that in my own company, and not at your wedding! Not that i BANG my BANGO.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    BANG my BANGO indeed!

    Anyway..

    What the F**K is a Bango? Is it a Scottish Tool or instrument? Is it something the Scottish use to break into houses?

    #122228

    C’mon Mucky Hunni, booking Black Lace to sing Agadoo isn’t a good choice really is it? Seeing as you’re Scottish, support your native, and book The Proclaimers.. :lol:

    #283827

    Took a few seconds to understand that then.. :shock:

    My favourite childhood character:

    As much as i’d have liked it to be Larry lol, it was Dinky my imaginery friend! :lol:

    J/K.. It was probably MR.T

    Here’s a question:

    What (Y) can we NEVER experience, but can always remember! HA-HA.. :lol:

    #315159

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    How to get your own back on lunatic white van drivers:

    If you see a white van with the 0800 number on …. call it and tell them that the driver was acting like a complete idiot and driving dangerously…. get the bugger sacked – who knows, one day you might get Ugo !!!

    LOL. :lol:

    #297899

    Don’t smoke as much as i used to. My goal is to smoke just three a day. Morning, noon, and night! :D

    #283825

    Definately! :wink:

    Do you think i’m going insane?

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