WooHoo

@WooHoo wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

a hilarious phone conversation I just had with a mate :lol: :lol:

I’m Sorry Suzie,.. But The Speaking Clock Cannot Be Classed As A Mate!! :-

tut woohoo . . you suggesting I have no mates :?

@WooHoo wrote:

I call my penis.. THE SPERMINATOR.. :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: pmsl :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

What were you expecting Sarah? Intellectual Chat?.. Mature people?.. :lol:

tut are you saying I’m not intellectual or mature :roll:

@cath 55 wrote:

@PD wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

THEN.. TAKE HER OUTSIDE, DO HER IN THE ALLEY WAY, SEND HER HOME IN A TAXI – IGNORE THE TEXTS SHE SENDS, AND HEY PRESTO.. IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, AND PLAY HARD TO GET, SHE MAY BE BACK FOR MORE!!.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I’m making notes here… this is real gold quality stuff

you just dont have any…

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@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

when a woman buys condoms she looks like a slapper. :lol:

Happens to you a lot then?.. :lol:

I wish lol

@SusieQ wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Carry On, i’ll not even defend myself, or fellow male posters, as we all know,.. You Women Are Always Right.. Apparantly..

So, we let you think you’re right, and we’re wrong,.. That gives you The Control.. We take every bit of critiscism.. We agree to everything you say.. And THEN.. You still have to go and find…

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@sarah_1 wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

What an exciting life i lead. :lol:

That’s what my neighbour said.. Two seconds before walking out in front of a Bus! :?

Cheers Woo :shock: lil ray of sunshine ain’t ya ! :lol:

Yes.. I offer advice for free on various sites..

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@WooHoo wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

What an exciting life i lead. :lol:

That’s what my neighbour said.. Two seconds before walking out in front of a Bus! :?

Cheers Woo :shock: lil ray of sunshine ain’t ya ! :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Pete wrote:

I thought Sally had a bloody deep hole :?

:shock: I always say that to make the men seem more interested! :lol:

Pmsl Fgs you two. :lol:

Just spat tea over my lappy reading that. :wink:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Carry on, making your sentence rhyme to the previous sentence..

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM KENTUCKY.. 8)

WHO SAID OH DEAR THIS SOUP IS YUKKY

He jumped in his car but didn’t go far …….

and then i noticed he left his toupé in my bra!

@kent f OBE wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Carry on, making your sentence rhyme to the previous sentence..

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM KENTUCKY.. 8)

WHO SAID OH DEAR THIS SOUP IS YUKKY

He jumped in his car but didn’t go far …….

@WooHoo wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

i like the donkey gazlan…..much easier on the eye and he always makes me laugh :lol:

F u c K Gaz, think she’s after dating your Donkey! :lol:

every woman has been with an a s s at some point in their lifetime :lol: :lol: :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

Carry on, making your sentence rhyme to the previous sentence..

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM KENTUCKY.. 8)

WHO SAID OH DEAR THIS SOUP IS YUKKY

@WooHoo wrote:

Hmmm.. Not Bad! :wink:

you mean she has a pulse

@Melody wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Surprised you notice, you’re on them most of the time!! :wink: :lol:

I thought the same about you but then I realised you are just a shortarse

All’s well then, at least you’re not complaining about my performance!! :wink:

@WooHoo wrote:

HaHa.. You been taking out chapters from my AutoBiography and placing them here?! [-X

chapters :shock: I thought it was just that small article in woman’s weekly :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

Lets make October The 20th, insult your fellow poster day! :lol:

You all should be rounded up, and sent to Zimbabwe.. :?

oops just noticed my passport has expired :lol: sorry Woohoo

@jen_jen wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Three thousand, five hundred and fifty seven, and a bottle top. :D

* picks up the big purple button and the bottle top – I wondered where they had got to *

OH NOOOOO.. PLease, take my money, take my jewellery, you can have anything, but please not the buttons! :lol:

@SusieQ wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

right im off home to gt ready to go do a family do…if i dont go my mum will tell me off!!!
when will the time come when we will stop being scared of our parents :roll:

Norman Bates showed his mum what for, didn’t he.. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

did you know that…

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@SusieQ wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

right im off home to gt ready to go do a family do…if i dont go my mum will tell me off!!!
when will the time come when we will stop being scared of our parents :roll:

Norman Bates showed his mum what for, didn’t he.. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

did you know that Psycho was based on a real life…

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