WooHoo

I’ve already done it! Wow – This is great!! :lol:

Joseph: ‘No, you idiot, I said I wanted to see The Manager.’ :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

Doing some research and realising that the author who came into the shop today asking if I would sell her book is not only an award-winning author but also the daughter of the late Sid James… :shock:

And I casually said I’d take a look and think about it…. :lol:

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@Bassingbourne55 wrote:

At least Elton John’s baby will grow up in a very wealthy and privileged environment!

As for gay people becoming parents or adoptive parents, many would make very good parents, probably. But the problem I foresee in many cases is that a child of two gay dads is likely to get picked on and bullied at school. So is it fair…

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@Bassingbourne55 wrote:

I can’t stand Frankie Boyle. His humour is just as distasteful as that of the late Bernard Manning. At least Bernard Manning looked funny, so you could have a good laugh at the ugly fat man with your sound turned down if you wished. Frankie Boyle just looks nasty, and sounds nasty, and says nasty things. My advice to…

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Well Well Well, look who’s back lol.. :lol:

The Tomster.. You know what – I could write a song.. :lol:

There’s no way you can have a thread like this without Woohoo giving it a go lol..

Wanker Slag bastard Balls bollocks Fucker fucker Twat Twattiness Cunt Arsehole fanny Cock Dick Pussy! (Presses Submit with dread)..

@jason57 wrote:

Its the only day I dont work so i lie there next to my very desirable but frigid wife and just feel so frustrated, angry, hurt and alone.Is this normal? How can she love me if she hates every physical contact> I’m going crazy trying to work her out and slowly just giving up..

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LOL – Gaz and his picture made me laugh..

I think Mel, some people add on more than what they should! BUT, at that age, the Government appear to be more leniant towards claimants.

An elderly gent who lived above my Grandfather – He had a ‘Bad Leg’ yet this leg was that bad, he was able to use it to operate his Accelerator.

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Felt hungry earlier, so thought I’d ring up for a Chinese meal for us to share! Thought i’d try this new place called Kings palace. This Chinese man answered and said, ‘Hello, i’m Wan – King the cook’, so I said, ‘That’s ok, i’ll ring back later.’ :shock:

I uploaded a very similar one to Facebook, but it was in colour! :lol:

@Melody wrote:

Start up a business!

Well Said Melody.. In this day and age, sorry but a million won’t get you far.. It’d be wise to perhaps buy a house and so on, but to invest and buy into businesses. All you ever hear people say is Spend, spend, spend.. Goodluck. :wink:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Just because I can doesn’t mean I should :roll:

You got a spare five minutes, and thinking of having a quickie with Mr. kent?

You’re right, twenty years, doesn’t that seem like a ‘Long-Time’ ago? x

Just because I have naked photographs of men, and dance about to Right said freds music, it doessn’t mean I’m gay.. :lol:

Everyone is though, innit? How’s Melissa and the pregnancy going Will?

Ramsay in plea to mother-in-law.

What? Like, ‘PLEASE WILL YOU ACCEPT ME?’

Young inmates beaten in ‘sheet’ attacks

All Males you see, they’re probably used to having things beaten.. :lol:

Come On, you knew I’d reply with something like that.. :lol:

Lmaooo.. I managed to fit in two.. HaHaHa.. :lol:

Well,..

I just came back from Africa, and as you know, food there is scarce, and it’s a valuable source.. That’s why I bagged myself two full nights with one blokes missus for a Kit-Kat. :lol: