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@minim wrote:
Subtitled….”the creature from the black lagoon”.
As large numbers of JC regulars have already decided that I have had intimate carnal knowledge of a certain person you all love to hate, I have decided to go and find out what all the flipping fuss is about.. and I’m going this weekend.
I have had a new hairdo, complete with beads, ribbons and plaits. Been to a tanning salon and had a particularly lovely shade of orange applied all over. Shaved my legs and upper lip and had my nostril and ear hairs waxed.
I’ve bought a shed load of condoms. I bought varying sizes with extra packets of the largest size, because I am an optimistic kind of girl, and I got some ribbed for pleasure too. There is a fascinating array of them these days, it took me ages to choose.
I also bought a very large bottle of vodka, because judging by some of the descriptions of him on these boards, I may need to be completely sozzled if he is a cross between Jimmy Nail, Cyrano de Bergerac and Jimmy Durante.
In true JC tradition, I will take as many photographs of his winkle as I can without him noticing, to post here.
I am taking Don Quixote with me to read in case I get bored and I have been thinking of taking a CD of music with me. I need suggestions for the pre, during and post copulation phases please. If you give me your suggestions before Thursday, I can make a compilation CD to take with me, then at least I can sing along to the songs.
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@~Pebbles~ wrote:
@wilma wrote:
Thought it was an odd winner in BB..Rex should have been out sooner and och’t thought Mikey should have won
However Rachel won :shock:
Clearly you feel very strongly about that decision then pebbles!!
wilma kiss my ring
kiss!!!! :shock:
don’t kiss rings nor females :shock:
Getting back to BB
Rachel won :shock:
Thought it was an odd winner in BB..Rex should have been out sooner and och’t thought Mikey should have won
However Rachel won :shock:
Clearly you feel very strongly about that decision then pebbles!!
@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
esme and ruby appear on Georgian Top o the pops.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WNJqkvccrfw
thats the LAST time i go away with her,, said we were doing backing vocals for the police, and NOT a sighting of Sting !
thats sharon gooner sitting in the middle,, no way was she upstaging us in front seat !
All we asked the Goonerbird was to keep a hold of Solzhenitsyn till we made it back to the Gulag..not much to ask eh?
she is sitting on him ! thats why we had to use the radio mics, to drown out the screams LOL.. if ya listen real close ye hear him say ” the life of Ivan Denisovich is available from all bargain book shops now” .. he is an awfy boy for self publicising like.
so where we going next year ?
Rwanda looks nice!
too hilly for me,, ! i could barely get up Renfield Street on saturday ! I guess a wee dander round rwanda is oot the picture for me.
No worries! I’ve booked us the tour bus..
aw nah no another bike !!! Im still saddle sore from the tour o orange lodges.. How can we not go someplace decent like other people.. like Saltcoats or something. ?
Love the humour you two :)
And …just for the record….I don’t watch big brother………..often :)
I was none the wiser but thought someone on here said it was a double eviction on Tuesday
Whatever day..Mo and Rex to go
Mo and Rex are gone on Tuesday..about time btw
Go Mikey Go :)
For a moment there you gave me a fright rubes
Heh I’m still alive :)
The day goes by in a blur and I can’t escape…does that mean I enjoyed being at work :?:
Hopefully Rex will be first out and learn the truth….he’s not as popular as he thought!!
