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@giggles wrote:

happy birthday xxx ….. *hands over the ointment* :wink:

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh that`s so much better………………. now if i could only get this wet suit off & sit down for a bit that would be great !. :oops: ..

Will

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@lilmissnaughty wrote:

Good luck Will – let us know how it goes….pictures as well :twisted:

(brill username & avatar, btw)

as for me….tomorrow I’m having lunch in Leeds with a guy I knew from work (we worked in diff offices, went on a couple of training courses together, got drunk with a bunch of other people, shagged once, generally got on great….we’ve both since left the company, and when he found out I was leaving, he got in touch & suggested we meet up again)……I’m dead nervous :shock:

I survived the Water Skiing experience (just!) at the local watersports lake,got changed into a wet suit & went outside where it was politely pointed out to me that i had put it on back to front !! ( a bad omen)& waited my turn.My thoughts at this time were “what the F*** am i doing here” Can i just say that the weather was not the warmest we`ve had recently,icebergs everywhere & even the ducks were wearing thermals!…Anyway when my turn came around they had to first find me prise my fingers off the table leg & strap me into the skis.Sliding into the water my voice went up a few decibels i can tell you,i proceded to hold onto a fixed metal bar on the side of the speedboat & off we went.Surprisingly i actually really enjoyed it & got enough confidence to try standing up so that my ass finally got out of the water,only lost control once & went in head first , no time for my life to flash before me……. only some angry fish!!.Had a go holding onto the rope at the back of the boat which was great & i didn`t fall in either! felt like James Bond… or is it Mr Bean. Also had a go in the Ringo`s there we were 2 of us each in a Ringo tied to the back of the speedboat on long ropes travelling at a teriffic speed all around the lake ………..holding on for dear life!! fear didn`t come into it as the driver ( a woman!) did their best to launch us l off,i managed to hold on …. the other guy wasn`t so lucky!! All in all i had a great afternoon apart from the mild Hypothermia which a good night`s sleep with my fluffy hot water bottle sorted out!

Yours battered & bruised

Will

P.S it`s also me birfday today!!! :D/

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I`m going to have a go at water skiing on the local lake 8-[ & if i survive that try out the ringo`s as well ! :shock:
Watch this space

Will

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Nice one !

Check this out if not easily offended

http://www.asianjoke.com/short/osama_bin_laden_jokes.htm

Will

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Or even a elongated neck ? :-s

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Lard so that

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@squeezy“]Men…when will they learn…. <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt= wrote:

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Never !

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his
wife and pinched her on her butt and said, “You know if you
firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.”

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought
herself better
and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the
breast and said, “You know if you firmed these up we could
get rid of your bra.”

This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and
grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she
said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of
the postman, the gardener, the poolman . . . and your brother!

Will 8)

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baby sit with the kids with some videos &

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Michael Barrymore otherwise…

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I should be doing some work building GP cars but what the hell it`s Friday & the boss isn`t in, time to surf !

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