Hate shopping (man thing?) i get through the crowds by having a large plate of baked beans for breakfast & by the time i get to town a couple of hours later my digestive system has started to malfunction quite badly with terrible consequences for those standing near me :- ……. hence being given plenty of room to go about shopping .
“It has been reported that Noel Edmonds has been moonlighting as a stripogram, if you know of his immediate whereabouts please call Crimestoppers on the following number” : 99999999 :-k
“Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.”
Actual quote: Dec. 20, 2000
What’s the difference between George Bush and a chimpanzee? One has nearly the mental abilities of a human child and the other likes to eat bananas. :D/