With all this love in thee air I’m so proud to announce alfie the charlatan has finally went down on one knee n popped the question to his stunning bride to be.
Needless to say she accepted with open arms❣💏
Burcot grange and the lodge hotel.
Born will be picked up on a beautiful horse n cart to take her along to the registry office.
alfie will be getting a star car with his favourite vinyl flashback tunes pumping out the 6 watt sub woofer in the boot.
Once there reverent mags will be conducting the ceremony.
Then everyone ( all of justchat ) will be meeting up at precisely 11am for a 3 star dining extravaganza at Enfield football club in a vip box.
Starter……..Magic Mushroom soup of the day.
Main course……..Love dove n pheasant along with buttered green beans with mashed Swede.
Desert……..Snowcone sorbet.
Final course……..White widow muffins joined with purple haze tea cakes coffee or tea n bourbons.
Then alfie will be making a star appearance showing off to his bride. With his favourite Stanley matthews footy boots on doing keep ups on the centre spot.
Then everyone will be jumping on the extra special disco bus taking them to the semi pro leyton orient working mens club
Waltzing the night away to a once on a lifetime appearance from steptoe n the pacemakers jazzed up band.
Packets of walkers crisps for everyone
Before the honeymoon takes place in forum 1 after they’ve had a few liveners dancing the next 72 or hours away.
Congratulations to the most perfectly suited couple ever imaginable