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Tennants Super on a park bench. No thanks.
sexleg
She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn’t wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweaty Betty, she’s got enormous thighs,
Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
Sweaty Betty, she’d crush a man to death.I knew that she wanted me to shag her, so I stabbed her cunt with my mutton dagger.
I couldn’t believe the size of her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
I’ve seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
But you know me, I’ll shag owt that’s warm.Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweaty Betty, she’s got massive tits,
Sweaty Betty, she’s got a huge vagina,
Sweaty Betty, you’d fit a bus inside her,
She’s so obscene, three tons of margarine,
She’s like a lump of lard
But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.Dedicated to the lovely claire_wales
Sadly Claire came in, blatently drunk and abused this fine idea. Maybe a chat room for alchoholics should be set up so us normal folk don’t have to put up with this bile.
It does not effect me as i find being pleasant as natural as breathing. I do hope others take note though.
@reason wrote:
@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:
you honestly believe the family lawyer would come out with anything other than what he has? He’s hardly goin to say he died drug fueled and trying to nosh himself off while his husband is getting bummed of some Bulgarian is he…
Yet another namechanger with no balls,trying to be controversial :roll:
Sorry but you fail. I have used this name or a variant of it for all my time on here – a lot of people in 3 can vouch for that. Are you always so welcoming of new forum members?
P.S if you ask me nicely i may show you my nuts on msn.
you honestly believe the family lawyer would come out with anything other than what he has? He’s hardly goin to say he died drug fueled and trying to nosh himself off while his husband is getting bummed of some Bulgarian is he…
Merkin is the word of the day, everyday and that’s a fact.
Some of my texts today have been most inappropriate on this day of national mourning but still..
Michael Jackson was disappointed when Stephen Gately turned up at the pearly gates in heaven last night. He had not heard God correctly and had been waiting for someone from the BOYS HOME to arrive.
Stephen Gately wants his remains to be made into a curry , so he can slip threw someones arse one last time.
ect.
RIP you will be sorely missed :(
On the plus side though, ticketmaster are now doing a special offer of 20% off on Boyzone concerts.
What a bummer.
