WakeUpDeadIsGodlike

@Melody wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Get drunk. Go watch City. Eat kebab. Sleep.

The simplicity of your day is very appealing! Alcohol entertainment and food followed by checking out the backs of ya eyelids, what more could anyone ask for. (jealous.com)

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@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Cards are for elderly women who smell of biscuits and homosexual men. Sooner they fuck off the better.

Hope the biscuits are custard creams! as for homosexual men you obviously have a better experience than me there wake I didn’t know they had a smell… sniffs wake… oh yes I see what you mean.

:D :D :D

Teapot

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Cards are for elderly women who smell of biscuits and homosexual men. Sooner they fuck off the better.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Like it or not it’s all your own doing.

Some of you blatently lick the arses and encourage the main antagonists, then get all pissy when you decide it’s gone to far. You can’t have it both ways.

An innocent child befriends a snake until one day the snake bites him. The child asks, “Why the hell did you do that?” The…

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@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Going slightly off topic, I must admit Sarahs picture gives me sexleg.

As you were.

:lol:

Axante will be disappointed :lol:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Is it? Why would you want to add people you don’t know at all on?

Scenario: a real life friend has a friend whose interests are very similar to your own. When you both comment on your friend’s status, you seem to be of a like mind and you banter on your friend’s wall. So you take…

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@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Is it? Why would you want to add people you don’t know at all on?

Scenario: a real life friend has a friend whose interests are very similar to your own. When you both comment on your friend’s status, you seem to be of a like mind and you banter on your friend’s wall. So you take the plunge and send a friend request to…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

:roll:

don’t turn into a food critic because your son enjoyed last nights meal ;)

I gave Rose a much much simpler receipe (like the one I made the other day and my son was shocked it was so tasty) and she’s tried it and said it was deliscous…unless she was sparing my feelings…

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@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Nothing more cringeworthy than a middle aged chav.

nowt wrong with middle age :lol:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Beaky must be one of Curtians lovers, telling people to ignore it before going on a mard arse winge. Little cocksniff.

are you allowed to call him beaky :P

@Nemesis wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

@Nemesis wrote:

and I come here because?

I’m here?

:lol: something like that

yea some think like that wake up but its me :P

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

I did give it away a little! Oh well it was worth it, next time you are cybering in jc you have a new word to use.

Never have cybered Wake not ever, Anyway try this for a joke

‎”Now, how’s he gonna read that magazine all rolled up like that…?” thought the spider”

He he

Teapot

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Eddie ♥

He heard you :lol:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

I texted my boss, “What’s the difference between this morning and your daughter?”
He answered, “I don’t know.”

I replied, “I’m not coming in this morning.”

I read it over and over… dont get it?

teapot

Really? Maybe you are just to innocent.

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

I texted my boss, “What’s the difference between this morning and your daughter?”
He answered, “I don’t know.”

I replied, “I’m not coming in this morning.”

I read it over and over… dont get it?

teapot

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Why you are not a moderator i will never know.

I don’t know if that is a compliment or not but, i wouldn’t like that job anyway. I spend far to much time doing other things which i enjoy. I enjoy being a spectator to much to be a moderator. What about you ? :lol: :wink:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Simply because it’s fun. The place is full of idiots who deserve contempt. I would rather read abuse than a bunch of dippy cretins talking about the most mundane things and overusing the x key.

In pm or some that are fortunate to get on my msn i will be friendly and polite with as i have an interest in talking to them.…

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@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

@Nemesis wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

@Nemesis wrote:

Dancing in the rain naked

Pics?

Did I not send them?

*tuts*

Never to late.

Never say never :D

@Nemesis wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

@Nemesis wrote:

Dancing in the rain naked

Pics?

Did I not send them?

*tuts*

Never to late.

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

@Nemesis wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Thins ok, then cosy who lies, bullies women and generally talks utter shit hmmm.

oh bugger… i forgot u ☻

Please don’t include me amongst this riff-raff.

as if?