Wah-Yah-

WHEN I FIRST COME ARRIVE AT JUSTCHAT I WAS WELCOMED WITH OPEN LEGS AND WAS GIVEN FIRST CLASS TREATMENT AND CONTRACT BUT MY MASTER WOOHOO OWN JUSTCHAT SO HE LENIANT ON FIRST DAY.
MR PB APPRECIATE ME ON HERE ASWELL AND SENT ME GOOD MESSAGES WITH LOVE BUT I NOT STOP BECAUSE MR WOOHOO EXPECT TEA AND DEMAND IT ON TIME SO MR WOOHOO IT RICE AND BEANS…[Read more]

@Adeboje Mwambi wrote:

@minim wrote:

Can you keep an eye on your goats Adeboje, I just found one wandering about in forum 3!:

In my village Minim, we have an saying.

A man who has many goats has richness, a man has few goats has poorer, and a man who has only one goat is in love.

IN COUNTRY WHERE I AM FROM MR MWAMBI MAN IS LEGALLY BOUND TO HAVE…[Read more]

MR WOOHOO – YOUR DAD JUST HAVING HEART ATTACK.

BUT I LET HIM FINISH BANGING ME BEFORE I DIAL AMBULANCE!

LOVE YOU MR WOOHOO.

MR OSAMA GAZLAN, YOU VERY MUCH IDOL IN MY HOME TOWN. THAT RIGHT, IN SURREY.

WE LIKE SEE YOU ON TELE BEFORE I MOVE AWAY. YOU GOT FANBASE, BUT THEY ALL DIE NOW. YOU SEE, YOUR FOLLOWER SEEM TO ALL WANT TO KILL SELVES. WHY THAT MR OSAMA? YOU DON’T TREAT THEM GOOD LIKE BOSS SHOULD?

HELLO MR WOOHOO PLACE OF WORK. HELLO MR WOOHOO FRIENDS.

MR WOOHOO. I BE YOUR DREAM, I BE YOUR WISH I BE YOUR FANTASY. I BE YOUR HOPE, AND EVERYTHING YOU WANT ME TO BE. I LOVE YOU MORE TRULY MADLY DEEPLY DOO DOO DAH. SEE, I MAKE UP BY MYSELF. VERY GOOD HEY, MR WOOHOO? WHAT TIME YOU FINISH MR WOOHOO? I MAKE TEA. ASDA OWN BRAND SPOOGHETI,…[Read more]

WAH-YAH LET MAN INVADE WRONG WAY MANY YEARS AGO FOR FREE BAG OF RICE IN MY COUNTRY!
I AM NOT ASHAMED OF POSITION THAT SOME NOT LIKE HERE IN UK.

@GAZLAN wrote:

Natural or un-natural???? any views ??? :!:

I BELIEVE THAT WITHOUT HOMOSEXUALITY THERE WOULD BE NO WESTLIFE!

@klausel wrote:

I’m a 78 married italian man, I’m looking for friends.
I would like three matter:
1) improve my poor English language;
2) to exchange recipe of typical dish in which I and my wife take pleasure;
3) after we are well know, to exchange week-end (or more) hospitality for to know England for me and Italy for you.
CIAO!

I TOO IMPROVE…[Read more]

MR GAZLAN. MR WOOHOO TELL ME LOTS ABOUT YOU. I AM VERY PLEASED WE MEET.

YOU SEE MR GAZLAN, MR WOOHOO SAVED ME FROM MY COUNTRY, WHERE THERE IS LOTS OF WAR GOING ON, BUT ONCE I MET MR MANDELA WHO WAS VERY NICE TO ME.
I WENT THROUGH BAD EXPERIENCES WHERE I SOLD MY BODY ON STREETS JUST TO BUY POTNOODLE. YOU HAD TO DO THAT TOO MR GAZLAN? IF NO,…[Read more]

AAHHHH MR WOOHOO I FIND YOU AT YOUR WORK WHERE YOU SAY YOU ARE CHAIRMAN.

I AM GLAD YOU LET ME VIEW YOUR PLACE OF WORK.

I SHALL COOK TEA FOR WHEN YOU ARRIVE HOME.

WOULD YOU LIKE SWEET SOUR CHICKEN OR RUSTLER BURGER MR WOOHOO?

WAH – YAH WUVS YOU MR WOOHOO.

KISSY KISSY AND KISSY ONCE MORE.