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11. I can no longer buy clothes from the trendy front section of a catalogue
12. I cannot jump around at the gym like i used to without needing a wheel chair the next day ( much to the amusement of men i work with)
13. I can count my true friends on one hand
14. I get zits when im stressed and naffed off
15. I like posting on the boards :D/
@pete wrote:
Just dont
Just don’t what? I’m developing a liking for posting hmmmmm number 11 – 15 coming up me thinks
6. Don’t use a blunt razor ( it makes a mess)
7. Don’t cry in public ( no one gives a sh1t)
8. Don’t text when your drunk
9. Don’t speak when drunk either
10. You don’t look good when you dance drunk ( no matter what anyone says)
oooer i have more
1. Don’t say things you don’t mean
2. Don’t hold in what you should say
3. Don’t believe everything you’re told
4. Don’t bang your head against a wall (its hurts)
5. Some men are jerks ( well i knew that b4 but its now confirmed)
Ooooer I have more than 5 ( shall i post em separately)
Think I’ll go for the feck off i’m sleeping position tonight, the one that involves mild fake snoring and murmuring and pj’s tied very tightly =;
@susieq wrote:
@Velvet 1 wrote:
](*,) Deceiver
Paracetamol ( for velvet, she’s gonna need it after banging her head against that wall )
Wish there was a tablet to cure what i have [-(
](*,) Deceiver
Not putting my name up but aparrently it means WISDOM….. pmsl I need to check my birth certificate cos someone deffo made a mistake cos it should mean daft, lacking in common sense, gullible oh and soft as sh1t :roll:
@pete wrote:
AVG free it’s as good as most you pay for except you get no online or phone support
Note to self: Pete gives tech advice without asking for favours :roll:
@kent f OBE wrote:
poor mr velv :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes but it saved my curtains from a washing Kenty pmsl
