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@kent f OBE wrote:
god can u imagine someone dying on you! how inconfukkingsiderate I would say! :lol:
pmsl at least the curtains won’t need cleaning :wink:
@kent f OBE wrote:
sends a hunk round to wash Susies back (that will get her out of bed) :lol:
Doubtful…. she’ll opt for a bed bath i’m sure…. wonders if susie has curtains or blinds :-
@susieq wrote:
LOVE IT am crying with laughter here :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
passes susie crunchy tissues for her tears
@kent f OBE wrote:
lol u narna
positions!!
Thought i was playing word association…. heart attack …. followed by sex… made sense to me but then i am a tad odd…… ok ok i’l change it to “difibrilate” hows that :roll:
@kent f OBE wrote:
lol velv……….so i guess your washing the curtains today :lol:
Got blinds you turnip pmsl
Half sharp….. n o b jockey or feckwit…. I’m not sure which is my favorite so I’ll use them all repeatedly today until I decide
@kent f OBE wrote:
heart attack
Sex
@susieq wrote:
@Velvet 1 wrote:
Think I’ll go for the feck off i’m sleeping position tonight, the one that involves mild fake snoring and murmuring and pj’s tied very tightly =;
:lol: :lol: I love your posts velvet ! thought you might have gone for the ‘stand him in front of the wall, take aim and shoot between the eyes’ position :lol: :lol:
Nah susie… I did think of the stripping him nekid, bending him over and takeing a run up to kick him in the gonads whilst wearing my thigh high winkle pickers…. instead i went for the ” feck me this ceiling needs painting – and the pillows need airing and errrmmm hurry up the adverts have nearly finished ” #-o
@susieq wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
whats a skenk? :roll:
Derogatory slang term for a female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash.
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Hark at the resident dictionary :- you’re better than google susie xx
