Velvet 1

@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@DANNY2011 wrote:

f uck me velvet u fit bi tch lol ur so fit its unreal how are u doing sweetheart :D

She’s a classy lady…yep I’m sure an opening line like that will do it :roll:

:roll: classy and able to upload pics from the tinterweb :roll:

pssst jen whos this danny geezer … what a smoothy…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@DANNY2011 wrote:

f uck me velvet u fit bi tch lol ur so fit its unreal how are u doing sweetheart :D

She’s a classy lady…yep I’m sure an opening line like that will do it :roll:

:roll: classy and able to upload pics from the tinterweb :roll:

pssst jen whos this danny geezer … what a smoothy :shock:

@jen_jen wrote:

flippin eck you’ll give him a heart attack girl!!! :lol:

And where’ve you been?!

I’ve been having a body transplant can’t you tell :roll:

Dear Trawler,

will i do ?

winks at jen

Handy Hint:

Apparently you shouldnt clean up too much for these inspections as it hinders the collection of cells required to test and makes a repeat visit necessary !!

The things we have to endure :shock:

A friend of mine had her appointment for her obligatory dreaded cancer smear ( men seriously look away)

She dashed home from work in order to smarten up her foofoo for inspection grabbed a flannel and carried out said task and as she was late dashed back out satisfied that the doctor would be grateful of her efforts.

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Read this thread with interest….. think its pretty clear from news reports that he was a dirty old git that abused his position. Saying that, he’s dead and can’t be held accountable… however the people that “enabled” his behaviour can. I don’t believe however that anyone should make money out of this.

Just my opinion

I’ve read all 3… not particularly well written and very repetitive… interesting story line… but is what it says on the tin…. Fiction … will not convert well to screen me thinks

@jen_jen wrote:

* hugs Velvet back, good to see you :D

you too jen although i do keep an eye on you elsewhere :wink:

ps…… Wishing Chair…. liked that series too… good old Enid

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

I just bought the trilogy this morning Velvet….the lady at the checkout was enthusiastically telling me how much she enjoyed it.. so much so that a queue formed behind me….. she went on and on about how she blushed when she read it and how descriptive it was…oh she said and you bought all three :oops: how I wished she would…

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@jen_jen wrote:

* grabs velvet before she runs away…where the flip have you been woman?!?!

hugs jen smiles sweetly and winks

Folk of the faraway tree and Mallory Towers…..

Psst this Fifty shades of Grey trilogy is interesting too :shock:

It’s cowardice or mental illness sadly.. simples

@jen_jen wrote:

Oi, missus, where’ve you been?!?!

I pop in intermittantly :D

Best post i’ve read for weeks :lol:

SSDD :-

quote=”jen_jen”]A strange conversation…wondered if anyone could shed any light on it!

A customer walks into the shop, is looking at jewellery, when her father who looks to be in his late 60’s pops in and says to her “I’ll just leave the shopping with you for a few minutes, I need to go to the gents”
She says to me “oh that’s a worry”
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GOOD GRIEF :roll:

@eve wrote:

never leave your knickers on top of a lampost.

lmao :lol:

strolls in fly tips and strolls out :-