Velvet 1

@WooHoo wrote:

Probably according to a lot of people who don’t know me that well, i’m 55 I’m riddled with std’s, i have no teeth, no hair, i’m 45 stone, and my idea of a fashionable shirt, is my tea – stained stringed vest!! :lol:

WOW whats ya number :lol:

Hmmmm have to admit to rather liking GM, can’t condone his behaviour at times… another troubled soul i guess

@wilma wrote:

Thoroughly enjoyed this thread :D

ps. Where did the chicken come from?

KFC i think :?

notaflippinhappybunny

Waves back at Susie :lol:

Suntan 8)

Nothing so i’m going to try this ( and no its not a pic of me)

@kent f OBE wrote:

Why is it men never replace the toilet roll when needed………and if they ever do replace it they put the dangly side at the back meaning u have to spin it to find the end? :roll:

Now you’re nit picking :)

@SusieQ wrote:

The government is worried that mens willy’s are getting smaller. To find out how great the problem is they have asked all men with penis’s smaller than 3″ to put a white flag with a red cross on their car for the next six weeks :wink:

Lmao i’ve just emailed this to every bloke in my address book :lol:

Laughing my ass off here :lol:

Stuff :?

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Being ignored

Who said that? :roll: I wonder where Velvet is….she hasn’t posted for ages. :lol:

:roll:

Being ignored

@SusieQ wrote:

I’m awaiting delivery :lol:

=P~ :wink: :D/

UNBELIEVABLE !

What sites the Kent woman on about lo… are we not all recalling lyrics from memory :shock:

Its the greedy muppets that had their think tank session costing hundreds of thousands to come up with what can only be described as weird looking one eyed pe nis that chokes me…. i’m sure they have some pathetic explanation of the meaning and relevance of these giant nothingness’s…. I for one won’t be reading it pffffttt talk about wasting…[Read more]

Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them

INXS … Tear us apart

This is the way it should be, for lovers
They shouldn’t go it alone
It’s not so good when your on your own