Velvet 1

@SusieQ wrote:

every time I come to post what made me smile I end up not posting because I’ve become depressed reading James and Jen’s antics :lol: they have all the fun, phones with lovely messages, m s n convos, friends that bring unexpected gifts, and now ‘hands on treatment’!!!

*wanders away muttering to herself

joins susie in a muttering session

hmmmm at it again….. and not a pork pie in sight :wink:

@SusieQ wrote:

Laptop . . meet window . . closely followed by floor !!!!!

Passes insurance policy with small print for deliberate act of vandalism cover :)

@WooHoo wrote:

And there’s me trying to take some – HaHaHa.. (For Velvs benefit).. :lol:

scrolls back looking for photo request… nah can’t find it.

keep with your car pics…… keeps the women intrigued ( or so im told) and you don’t want to go scaring the natives

@SusieQ wrote:

trying to upload photos !

of ?????

psst i went with the school girl thing….. well more battered St Trinians in the end :?

@WooHoo wrote:

NO – LOL – Actually, doesn’t sound too good, does it?.. lol :lol:

[-(

Waiting for a text I know won’t come

@WooHoo wrote:

Waiting just to see her .. :oops:

Stalker ??? :shock:

@WooHoo wrote:

A Gorgeous Se xy Female Who’s In Need Of A Sh ag!! 8)

It’s not true i tell you… slanderous !!! :shock:

pssst who’s he talking about ??

Oh Yes 8)

(Then i opened my eyes and saw piles of paperwork, a vat return, wages queries, bank rec and the f ing phone keeps ringing)

Do they have phones on the beach in Aruba ???

sighes… and reminds myself this time next week i’ll be sunning myself again

@WooHoo wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Someone s e x y, cute gorgeous, and irresistable!

OMG you’ve seen my pic then woohoo ?????? :lol:

Sorry – I was looking in the mirror at the time .. :lol:

Funny that… so was I…….. (chuckling again and throw in a snigger or two and what the hell couple of giggles and snorts whilst i’m at it)

@WooHoo wrote:

Oh Yeah – I can see how you’d want to go out on a date with me – Full of credentials like, aint I ?.. :lol:

One is not so shallow as to check credentials before embarking on a date (blood tests, wallets and house size yes!!! )……. errr but im married so not a hope im afraid…. but you did make me chuckle :)

@SusieQ wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Listening to Heart Fm…… should i have admitted that Might try smooth later :roll:

You mean you’ll be in JC later . . all the smoothies go in there :lol:

I popped in earlier…checked for any smoothies… found none… wandered out and put radio on and rocked backward and forward as usual :?

@WooHoo wrote:

Not again – you’re the seventeenth person who has asked since I posted that!! :lol:

hey there’s no accounting for taste :wink:

wanders back to the dillusional thread… now where was it

@WooHoo wrote:

Someone s e x y, cute gorgeous, and irresistable!

OMG you’ve seen my pic then woohoo ?????? :lol:

FRIDAY !! :lol:

Is wishing I was still on holiday without a care in the world 8)

Listening to Heart Fm…… should i have admitted that Might try smooth later :roll:

None are so empty as those that are full of themselves