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I’m so glad Crumpet said what they did as i thought it was just me that could not make any sense what so ever of what milky and linda ever type. Their finger must be full of arthritis i thought just bashing away at their keyboard. Then when i studied closer they just don’t make any sense what so ever and after i have just read Crumpets post i’m chuffed that it’s not only me that cannot understand these two matty mumbles Thanks Crumpet
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33 stone smokes to much weed maybe his pains just need freed
Broke his thingy has no seed ends his days for to breed
Has two faces smells of manure when he types we endure
For been so sly and obscure should be put on a skewer
Drinks his special brew can his pants fall down needing braces
Lives with his gran and cannot tie his own shoelaces
Talks about people behind their back they log on he says hi
Maybe he just needs a good crack yes so crafty and so sly
He is a chat lifer never logs out for being so sly needs a clout
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Is she nice or is she your arch enemy
Maybe think thrice as she’s a revolutionary
Trolls moll or a trolls plaything
Maybe a doll with a sting
When she logs on she’s in your pm
Checking you just for them
always being nosey or is she just acting dosey
Just having a posey having a chat and feeling cosy
One again she seems to pounce give her pound she takes an ounce
Back from pm she does announce what they said ready to jounce
She seems nice and very smart or is she just a tart
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The little boy from Ireland who is so skinny not a brute
Cant iron clean or cook lives with mummy not so cute
Flirts with all the boys so shy with the girls
Sounds like a savaloy must like wearing pearls
Could not keep up with his ex
His pigeon chest he does flex
Keeps getting invited to geordieland
Off a nice girl who wants to hold his hand
He keeps letting her down is he spicy or is he a clown
She is so tanned n brown long and lush without a frown
Just because she has a job
All you have is bi polar slob Home alone full of strife Wont marry him you need a knife Controlling slob who needs a hobby Reads her messages feeling blobby See why you won’t marry him Soon padded up with uncle jim Waifs in care feeling loved Wobbly jaws all love doved 1 member liked this post.
Wobbly jaw and insane looking in the mirror feels such pain Knobbly knees and greying she’s stuck at home once again Says to a geordie lass she has a spray tan picking on her for a ban On her fat bum slerping and burping her super strength can Bi polar boyfriend reported to the police for ringing her job Needs chat deported for being such a aggressive dweeby slob With no jobs and on benefits maybe they are miserable twits What beats me she has no job grey milk bottle tan fat looking slobby The silly docile blob the others brown and tanned needs a new hobby Jealousy decaying her rotten veins would also have a job if she had brains Looks like a spitting image puppet called Gretel her hair scatty just won’t settle So mocking someone with a suntan and a job when shes pale white and a fat slob Instead of ranting clean the scruffy house what a mess and watch that mouse Take the kids to the park fresh air exercise a bite to eat maybe a grouse He’s been investigated by the police poor geordie lass in her fleece When yous are arrested your family took away she will get peace
Paul newman is a hustler not as good as the nineballstar
He can only pot 8 balls But potting 9 balls is better by far
nineballstars fans cheer with thee applause from the crowd
This guy loves beat box headphones playing them very loud
His is a genius with computers and has a perfect set up
Just the way he likes it even with a mat for his cup
He is so loving generous and kind worked for oxfam
Did not even ask for a penny just made his computer glam
Oh boy he watched the pennies saving for two pints and a kebab
Wheterspoons and the pool matches and even enough for a cab
He loves his father so much he puts him on a pedestal
Father also loves him too but moved in with a girl called Val
The woman is so selfish she keeps him to herself
Leaving the no 1 pool star upset upon a shelf
He never says anything malicious and is a charming guy
I’m sure he loves mizzy but windy is the sparkle in his eye
He has a number one haircut just like his nineball game
he has a lovely smile and always wins the pool frame
What A Great Guy Fantastic Contributor To Justchat
Yes he’s backward and very slow Scared to go to the bookies in the snow
Now he types to himself i \o/ win destroyed
Filling his under crackers as his lost bets are void
Empty pockets not a pot to pee in
Nothing to eat and getting thin
First cage fight got smashed up
Ruined his career can’t drink out a cup
Yes all broke can not even light a lighter
Yes he lost his first fight as a cage fighter
Yes empty pockets saying i \o/win as his losing bets are void
This seems to be when he types i \o/ win and then destroyed
So plays on the exchanges exchanging his cash for fresh air
Then comes on here in total despair yup that’s right pulling out his hair
He made William hills go bust just through his gambling lust
Not a pot to pee in just trying to earn a little wee crust
Closed down ladbrokes as he is the pro gambler
and also bet fred as he is a horse poop rambler
Shouting destroyed and i \o/ win yes that’s right he is a drip
He destroys himself as no one replies ha that’s right he needs a kip
So spending 24 hours on here makes his bedsit look like a pigsty
Says he wins on the horses maybe he’s had to many pills and he’s high
He sends threatening vocaroos so vile and disgusting that made us spew
Just to the women from the loo maybe his heads in the clouds land cuckooo
When he first come here start typing loopholes in a vile law
So now we have all blocked him as he makes our heads feel sore
Seems like a nervous ship wreck all he types is they are trolls who gives a heck
Schoolboy tactic calling others trolls when he’s a trolls moll on a lower deck
In their vocaroos he laughed and laughed and laughed sounded like he was a wreck
A few female chatters have not returned whats he done to them are the burned
He keeps saying block them guys Yes that’s his disguise but we now have learned
Keeps saying he has them hid them i did bury or is he just desperate to pop his cherry
One has to think his brain fuddled in a hurry sprinting to the bookies for his £1 off Kerry
Types to himself he’s having beans on toast that he is richer than most
When will he see we know its a lie a feeble boast maybe he needs to eat a roast
But as his pockets are empty and have a big hole
He types to himself and scrounges of the dole
Feeling lonely lost and scared empty inside and out his head
Wanting to go back to his bed so empty inside and in the shed
Lost everything and everyone that was close to his heart
Decided it’s time just to fall apart his life in pain what a start
Feeling angry and alone maybe he just wants a lethal injection
Cold and hard like a stone just wanting some affection
Jumped on a midnight train no direction no destination
Went to the local got smashed and had a small celebration
All you have is bi polar slob 