Underdawg

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Say this with a Jackie chan/bruce lee accent.

Great fun that way and actually makes sense for a change.

why would care? what colour my neighbour? what colour my favourite neighbour? what car colour? Buy colour driveway blue? Driveway in car? House driveway? you want fries wiv it? sore finger, love you long time.

Flobbalobba lob…[Read more]

Flobbalobba lob

Unban King Strongbow

Hugs how long does it take to comb your hair?

Does it take so long you’re left in despair?

Are them shoes from Clark’s?

Or bargain bucket from Marks n Sparks?

Hugs are them your grandmas trousers?

Are you on multiple browsers?

Love your schoolboy shirts

Want you so bad it hurts

D x

Justnothing is lush he makes me blush

Mister q makes me feel smiley he is from filey

linda is flobablobba lob never makes no sense

she knows milky cos he’s so dense

I am so lovely its all about ME ha

flobbalobba lob linda people flobba lobbaba eat to survive lobbaba lobba flobagetajob alobba flobba lob and drink to hydrate themselves lobba flobba lobba labba flobba flob slobalobba and real humans need sleep lobba flobba lobba lob slobbab blobba flobalob

flobalobalob linda alob flobba lobba lob lob alobba lob!!!!!  Sairs73 if linda ( ben ) replies we know she understood us and should educate ourselves ( yes ALL OF jc ) with more bill and ben videos so we can try to understand what the heck they are typing. Must be drunk lonely bill n ben as i can actually make more sense of bill n ben lmao…[Read more]

Sairs i think bill and ben are actually milky and linda and I’M NOT JOKING i really think bill n ben aka milky n linda are actually bill n ben. Watch them puds is the weed man and the tortoise is 246

here’s what linda just said

Guys maybe watch this and try to understand milky and linda ( bill and ben ) Thanks

linda milky makes as much sense as you so if you do take my HELPFUL advice of GOOGLING what a sentence is maybe you can explain in your bill and ben language to milky and we could understand what the hell he is typing to. Speaking for the WHOLE of Justchat linda and milky we all hope one day yous can make sense so we can understand at least a few…[Read more]

Linda i have been appointed by EVERYONE at Justchat just to try and help you make sense. So here goes take your time when you type, think before you type, and when you do type google SENTENCE try to understand what a sentence is. Then once you grasp what a sentence is take a deep breath compose yourself THEN TRY YOUR VERY BEST SLOWLY WORD BY WORD…[Read more]

LINDA MAKE SENSE OR STOP POSTING ALL WE SEE IS MUMBLE JUMBLE DO TRY HARDER SURE YOU CAN IF YOU TRY YOUR VERY BEST TO MAKE SENSE TAKE A DEEP BREATH BEFORE YOU CLICK THE POST BUTTON READ IT AND TRY TO MAKE SENSE OF IT YOURSELF THEN WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO   

I’m so glad everyone is starting a fund raiser for milky and linda. We are all chipping in for a course for linda and milky to go on so we can make sense of what the heck they type as NO ONE and i mean NO ONE can understand a blooming word these type. Truly Tragic that these two jealous loners have NOTHING better to do than sit home alone being…[Read more]

I’m so glad Crumpet said what they did as i thought it was just me that could not make any sense what so ever of what milky and linda ever type. Their finger must be full of arthritis i thought just bashing away at their keyboard. Then when i studied closer they just don’t make any sense what so ever and after i have just read Crumpets post i’m…[Read more]

33 stone smokes to much weed maybe his pains just need freed

Broke his thingy has no seed ends his days for to breed

Has two faces smells of manure when he types we endure

For been so sly and obscure should be put on a skewer

Drinks his special brew can his pants fall down needing braces

Lives with his gran and cannot tie his own…[Read more]