Underdawg

Is she nice or is she your arch enemy

Maybe think thrice as she’s a revolutionary

Trolls moll or a trolls plaything

Maybe a doll with a sting

When she logs on she’s in your pm

Checking you just for them

always being nosey or is she just  acting dosey

Just having a  posey having a chat and feeling cosy

One again she seems to pounce give h…[Read more]

The little boy from Ireland who is so skinny not a brute

Cant iron clean or cook lives with mummy not so cute

Flirts with all the boys so shy with the girls

Sounds like a savaloy must like wearing pearls

Could not keep up with his ex

His pigeon chest he does flex

Keeps getting…[Read more]

Just because she has a job                                                                                                              All you have is bi polar slob                                                                                                          Home alone full of strife                                 …[Read more]

Wobbly jaw and insane looking in the mirror feels such pain                                             Knobbly knees and greying she’s stuck at home once again                                                     Says to a geordie lass she has a spray tan picking on her for a ban                                               On her fat bum slerp…[Read more]

Paul newman is a hustler not as good as the nineballstar

He can only pot 8 balls But potting 9 balls is better by far

nineballstars fans cheer with thee applause from the crowd

This guy loves beat box headphones playing them very loud

His is a genius with computers and has  a perfect set up

Just the way he likes it even with a mat for his…[Read more]

Yes he’s backward and very slow                                                                                                  Scared to go to the bookies in the snow

Now he types to himself i o/ win destroyed

Filling his under crackers as his lost bets are void

Empty pockets not a pot to pee in

Nothing to eat and getting thin

First cage…[Read more]

Feeling lonely lost and scared empty inside and out his head

Wanting to go back to his bed so empty inside and in the shed

Lost everything and everyone that was close to his heart

Decided it’s time just to fall apart his life in pain what a start

Feeling angry and alone maybe he just wants a lethal injection

Cold and hard like a stone just…[Read more]

Some guest keeps asking me to pm thought okay so asked them when

No reply so i popped into see they said look don’t tell on me

Been naughty and had to flee then asked don’t click the block key

Morg is my name i have no shame i’m always the one that they blame

They have no game said his names graham would i be his dame

I said slow down what is…[Read more]

Hello guys my name is Donna and i’m not dim

Yes that’s right i workout and go to the gym

To right i like diamond rings i’m so flash

Don’t like dings who flash the cash

My body all lush and suntanned

Don’t need a skint man sounds so bland

My car is pink so shiny love her so

Own my own house so smart i no

All the boys try to catch my…[Read more]

Their was a guy who joined here

As i watched the morons appear

I’m sure i tried to warn him

As he was funny but not dim

Ever so charismatic and sane

Hope his brain ain’t decaying

Gad suffer warns the girls away

Stamina and will makes him stay

Now he’s won the girls hearts…[Read more]

:heart::angel:JUSTNOTHING:angel::heart:

Justnothing  is a great bloke with a big heart and is my special friend

He is so handsome and smart stopped me going around the bend

Went out of his way just to make me feel welcome and feel okay

In my heart i’m sure he will stay until i’m old and going so grey

Wished we could meet up to  go out and p…[Read more]

Bragging all day he had popped off his folks

Awww so upset he broke his bmx spokes

Saying he let their handbrake off pushing them over a cliff

Could be just getting on a bit feeling old his hair in a quiff

His poor dog was feeling hungry so ran off and left him

Never types a full coherent sentence making him look ever so dim

He mocked some…[Read more]

Mister Q do i know you as chatters there is a few

Hello thanks for your post and your content

Maybe you popped down for heaven god sent

Hope you’re feeling good and having a nice day

Give me a call maybe sometime we can go out and play

Oh lord this is tragic it started at school

Best friend turned on him for being a fool

Acting all tough desperately trying to be so bad

Seeking to hide his pain and suffering from gad

Trying to build his computer with play station parts

His life slowly failing with loads of false starts

Minds all boggled stuttering and shaking

Eyes all…[Read more]

Their was a wee dude from here they seemed to have gone missing

Did anyone see them reappear from their wee potty typing and hissing

Wee legs Wee arms Wee hands typing a lot of self hate

Wee bad feelings in their head all they do is deflate

Lower and lower they seem to go spiraling down a very dark road

Could they just be an anonymous guest…[Read more]

Rudeboy  why do you have such a name when you’re a true gent

Smart funny sophisticated and witty when you type a comment

You bring a touch of class to this place as you are still sane

Your contribution to Just chat is full of knowledge and gain

Maybe we need to help these people as we feel their pain

One can only think your life must be so…[Read more]

Hello sceptical guy may i thank you for your post

What i find astounding is you’re more sane than most

My name is Donna and it’s very nice to meet you

Although confused people say that i’m a guy too

Maybe they are wind ups lost and all alone

Or has someone upset them like a dog without a bone…[Read more]

Hugs you are fantastic a really good friend

Hugs and winks and kisses i do send

You are a nice person infact you’re the best

So once again you see better than the rest

Thanks for being right by my side

Maybe one day i could be your bride

Keep your chin up and keep feeling happy

You are…[Read more]

Ruby is red trying her very best to make sense

Trying to understand them makes you feel tense

One has to wonder is it bill or is it ben

Or have they been here to long poor old hen

Do they just bash away at the keyboard hoping you say hi

Cant understand a word mate so i have to say goodbye  

Can anyone translate what rubyred is saying thanks??