ugo

@PATS wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@ugo wrote:

LMFAO ( Not ) Its just what I need to round up the sheep…….

Peb`s do you ever get out of the right side of the bed ?

visions of sam dingle spring to mind……………..

aww bless Sam!!!! made me laugh :lol:

Ugo as women we can get out of whatever side of the bed that we want!!…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@ugo wrote:

LMFAO ( Not ) Its just what I need to round up the sheep…….

Peb`s do you ever get out of the right side of the bed ?

visions of sam dingle spring to mind……………..

aww bless Sam!!!! made me laugh :lol:

Ugo as women we can get out of whatever side of the bed that we want!! :twisted: 8)…

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@PATS wrote:

@ugo wrote:

LMFAO ( Not ) Its just what I need to round up the sheep…….

Peb`s do you ever get out of the right side of the bed ?

visions of sam dingle spring to mind……………..

aww bless Sam!!!! made me laugh :lol:

Ugo as women we can get out of whatever side of the bed that we want!! :twisted: 8) :wink:

@ugo wrote:

POPPYCOCK

beats having a floppy co.ck :wink:

@ugo wrote:

would`nt prod you tho ya owd cow .

Don’t worry Ugo, Janey has more hairs on her chest than I do, you’ll be well suited. :wink:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Wouldn’t it be a hoot if “Janey” is really male?

Maybe Ugo is having another “Derek” moment ???

Jealous are we ? :o

Actually Ugo … yes I am jealous.

I’m jealous of you having rough sex with “Janey” and shagging him up the shitter in the back of your van. Having seen the infamous video of you…

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@ugo wrote:

Thanks for the PM Janey ,

WoW is that really you in the Picture :P :P :P What a Stunner , cheers for the mobile number too , will text or call this afternoon …….. :D :D :D

dunno bout anyone else but i smell like a rat!! :-k :-k :wink:

@ugo wrote:

Your the only bloke I know who could fall into a barrel of TiTs & come out sucking your thumb :-

:lol: :lol: :lol:

he wouldnt come out
he would feel right at home

@ugo wrote:

Today I delivered some cattle to Liverpool , On the back doors of alot of vans I saw it read
“Hows my Driving call 0800 ??? ???”

So imagine that your driving along & some nutter in a van pulls out in front of you & cuts you up , your on your own & your fuming , you read this sign & then you start to dial , next thing Blue Lights are…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@ugo wrote:

I`m staying clear of the other half today for as long as possible ….. :?

is it legal to marry an inflatable?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@ugo wrote:

I`m staying clear of the other half today for as long as possible ….. :?

is it legal to marry an inflatable?

You fancy me dont ya , I can tell . :D

@ugo wrote:

I`m staying clear of the other half today for as long as possible ….. :?

is it legal to marry an inflatable?

@ugo wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Nice to put a face to the name scarlett :D

dont be posting your pic jen jen , you`ll be cracking everyones screens ffs lmfaoooooo :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I’ve already posted my pic ugo – obviously so scary you missed it. :lol:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@ugo wrote:

text me when ya get back then …….same number as b4 ending in 5430 …. :wink:

has lard ar.se dumped you then?

Why Dont You Butt out !!!

Should`nt you have posted your remark in the STD Clinic sadARSE !

@ugo wrote:

text me when ya get back then …….same number as b4 ending in 5430 …. :wink:

has lard ar.se dumped you then?

@ugo wrote:

she will be a good Rabbiting dog soon :D :D :D

sick b.astard

@ugo wrote:

#-o ](*,)

I paid her in the local swimming baths later …….use your imagination ….it was a joke fgs :lol: :lol: :lol:

I,m sure it was ugo, for her. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@ugo wrote:

My G/F`s sulking because I came home empty handed , so she got the face on !!!

Un be known to her I have posted a card through the shop door so she`ll get it 1st thing plus arranged for flowers to be delivered about 11 ish …..hehehe ….I can put up with her sulking for 1 neet ….. :lol: :lol: :lol:

awwwwww ya big softie xxx

@ugo wrote:

Mmmm yes I do but not as much as Brown sauce on my sausage ……Yummy ….

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@ugo wrote:

WHY is snow white ?

Why is your gf trying to squeeze into jeans that used to fit her when she was 18?