ugo

^^^^^ Slapper ^^^^^

@jen_jen wrote:

@Pete wrote:

http://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/

you just wouldnt believe it if it wasnt true :shock:

My cat is deaf so wouldn’t be able to hear the sound, but she’s devasted that other cats and some of the more intelligent humans may no longer be able to read her ramblings – oops, I mean, ermmm, her deep thoughts on the place of…

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Facebook.

@ugo wrote:

@drummerchris wrote:

eeee that’s grrand lad!

Your name really suits you , you know !!!

whooops thought it said Dummerchris lol :lol:

@drummerchris wrote:

eeee that’s grrand lad!

Your name really suits you , you know !!!

I have it , tried it , but it moved all my bookmarks & now I cant find them , so ive reverted back to seamonkey .

dont fix it if it aint broken springs to mind :( :( :(

@Pete wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Pete takes Tommy Cockernee’s missus on a guided tour of his boots..

Im so glad you put footwear on them, thorns are tricky buggers to remove.

especially one in the eye

Japs ……..eye …….?

stop talking crap

Maybe this thread should be called :-

Sad Bast**ds check in here ….!

@PATS wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Pete wrote:

have a posh bedroom (ok so i was bored but i’m sure someone criticised the tidiness somewhere)

why are they kneeling next to the bed? :?

that bedroom looks like a brothel. :shock:

Have they super imposed themselves there …?
Maybe this was how looked before

Hmmmmm……….! :lol:

If ive lift the van window open as its pi$$ing down :roll:

Already shopped a few , got the T- shirt on that one

oooooh & the reward too ….. :lol: :lol: :lol:

F**k Me Another Gimp . Monkey see Monkey do eh Pete …….!

Here ya go Pete , A more suitable siggy pic for you …..

I see the two site simpletons cant come up with a tech answer so I will put it to anyone else then …?

England, my England by a Pakistani
I come to england poor and broke
go on dole, see labour bloke
fill in form have lots of chatters
kind man gives me lots of ackers
i thank him much and then he say
come next week you get more pay
you come here we make you wealthy
doctor too, he make you healthy
six months on dole get plenty money
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@PATS wrote:

our tv lines ave bin down all day. was startin to panic i’d miss BB eviction night. but its fixed now whoooooooooooooooooooooo. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Maybe who ever chopped your tv lines down ought to have gone to Spec Savers :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tis a long eve but it is an eve so I`ll say good evening to you Pete ,
Are you same sad Pete from down Portsmouth by chance ? The one whom thought it was his job in life to watch out for a certain persons best interests & not realizing he did1nt have a chance with her & was kidding himself along , sad twat lmao ……….If I dont respond to you…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

grrrrrrrrrrrr i hate threads that make me have to stop n think[
i’d like to meet u all fa different reasons i spose.
but the ones i have known longest would be first. (ie) ugo a star in his own right .
sunny goes without sayin….she prob knows me better than i know meself lol. if i could bottle her wisdom and humour and sell it i’d be…

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@Pete wrote:

Thought i might do a little pic but trust me on this do NOT go to google image safe search off and type in piles
just dont do it :shock:

Imagine Waking up on a nice Friday Morning as PATS , going into the bathroom , carefully taking the small hand held mirror out of the bathroom cabinet , crouching down , one hand on the sink for…[Read more]

Here then

try it …..