[ubermik]

But then nothing will match my shoes :shock:

You HAVE to accessorise :lol:

Its the law!

[ubermik]

I wouldnt give up your day job for a career in psychoanalysis ROTT coz you’d starve lol

[ubermik]

And I see no point looking on the Jokes and humourous board when you dont seem to appear to have a sense of humour of any description, but we cant all expect to understand everything I guess :lol:

[ubermik]

Nope, you seem to have quoted every last word of it without “missing” any of them

I am however missing why you would do that when the original is only a couple of posts up the page tho :shock:

[ubermik]

I think claiming its for the price of a bag of heroine is being overly “nice” about these people actually, we would all LIKE to believe the fairy tale picture that the only reason people do that is because they are on drugs. But the sad reality of it is far less pallateable and one thats conveniently ignored by many

They are often ordinary people, not drug addicts, you could work with one or more of them and not even realise it, they do it because they want to, because its (to them) the biggest taboo, because its an erotic turn on and other far less acceptable reasons than being on drugs, infact a paedo ring was cleared up in a quaker settlement not long ago wasnt it? How far from drug users can you get? lol

But to be fair thats hardly surprising, human nature on average prefers to believe such things are anomalies with a cause lying outside our psychological scope and the same autonomous avoidence also happened/ns with things such as munchausens, munchausens by proxy, self abuse, prostitution, self initiated DV and a whole host of things we are more comfortable explaining away with external causalities

[ubermik]

I did better on my second attempt tho :lol: :lol:

[ubermik]

Well for years we’ve had a primeminister who doesnt do anything good for the country, a deputy PM who just literally doesnt do anything except paid, a royalty that are the ultimate dole scroungers, muslim police officers that choose what they do and dont want to do and hoards of MP’s you never see or hear of until they want to be re-elected

So I suppose having soldiers that wont fight just sorta tops it all off nicely lol

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If we had total democracy I dont think we would even have a royal family for you to be a royalist about

Never mind manning the front line with ordinary folks, they ought to be manning the counter at macdonalds with em

Oh yeah, and as for us having a democracy, we only have that because the royals signed over their powers to a parliament to begin with

Anyway, we dont have a “democracy”, there isnt a country in the world that does and the concept is an unworkable ideal rather than a practicably appliable concept, we have a democratic process every 4 years to decide our dictator for the period (which is a massive improvement over a monarchy btw)

So we. as does most of the rest of the world have a democratic process to elect an oligarchy, which is still far more democratic than having a monarchy ruling

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Sorry?

Could you point out where being able to string more than 10 poorly spelt words together equates to NOT discussing something and isnt “adult” as that rather idiotic statement must surely be a very dry attempt at humour

I must have missed the sign on the log in screen that said this board was only for people who were just barely capable of reading at the peter and jane level, maybe it should be in a larger font or summat eh? And obviously with pictures

As for getting lost, I understand perfectly well what I write ta very muchly (bar some of the typos lol), if you get “lost” in it then try and avoid transference of your issues eh?

[ubermik]

Seriously love is

Putting someone else first but not putting yourself last

Cynically love is

A mental illness

Sexually love is

Better than viagra

Comically love is

A woman who can be obscene but not heard

:lol:

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