[turbo39london]

is that Mr Bean your married to?

 

[turbo39london]

Anyone got any decent pets? Cats are a bit boring? Plenty of nutters here must be harbouring some random lizards, snakes,  endagered species etc??

I used to have a gheko lizard it was alright but I got sick of it so I swapped it for a subwoofer for the car.  My friend managed to lose it somewhere between going out to the cashpoint,  popping in the pub to check the fruity, going on a bender and meeting his now ex from hell nemesis partner.   I told him it was trained to walk home if you played the sub bass cds ( if you know the kind chav boyracers  use to help them show off their subs)  at full volume.

It never returned and he got a warning from his landlord and ended up getting paranoid. the moral dont mess with lizards!!!

 

 

 

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Kim Yeung , my neighbour who has decided to try and anniliate a ladybird colony by using Amonia.  Cue a raid by the met  police ( ARMED WTF)  and a stench of rotten eggs that wont leave and somewhat ironically the ladybirds are still here.   On the +side  I didnt realise “Jeans” are illegal in N Korea.      Shame I really wanted to go there for the fireworks. Oh and ready the needy narcostic bollox on forums and wondering why I can sleep has made grumpy!!!!
Oh and orson. Orson annoys just by his mere presence.

If you fancy a laugh check this out

 

https://youtu.be/Alszb3bLhPw

 

Rant over

 

 

 

[turbo39london]

dropped my new phone in the toilet  improvising

 

 

[turbo39london]

Ran out of toilet paper had to do it russian style.         That rubbie really wasnt worth the burn

On the +side I met a chatter from here! They pissed me off too!!!

[turbo39london]

Prediction.

Theresa “Zelda” May will f*ck up with a slight policy to cover her over the coming 6 weeks.

Corby needs a leader to lead him.

 

 

I will be going red, I expect UKIP will pick up some seats at labours loss and it will be a blue one

Cameron might step back in???

 

 

[turbo39london]

I`ll raise with you proganda and fake news  and a tomahawk tr1

 

 

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To be fair some women deserve a slap!!!!

Only joking they deserve an 0800 number

 

[turbo39london]

Some interesting points, personally I`m not sure how much the media are distorting the facts with this saga.

China/Korea/Russia are hardly known for their democratic reporting.

Personally I would be have a £20 on USA to win the battles :)

 

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