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a smile is like the sun breaking through on a rainy day.

Oh damn that was a simile duh !

Never mind, as I’m now officially sexy, I’ll lick finger and pretend to rub me nipple.

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Well Rubes I been working like the clappers.

Just got promoted to Chief Clapper in fact.

So, and just for you, clap clap clap………….

xx

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@rubyred wrote:

priest !! damm im vowel dyslexic,despite my sheer brilliance !

that WAS true about the priest BTW,,he is a dead ringer for Harpo :)

laffing out loud here !!

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I’m nice.

Just phoned me mum and she confimed it. She also said ‘why the feck did ya wake me up ya worthless tosser, get back under that friggin stone you crawled from’

but I read between the lines………

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@sharongooner wrote:

Happy talking talking happy talk, talk about things you like to dooooooooooo

yes if you want a dream to come true then having the dream first would be quite crucial.

I actually get that

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well I made it to the boards too but do ya hear me making a fuss ?

Absolutely not cos I’m so desperate to escape.

welcome sugar xx

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@rubyred wrote:

thats nothing David Hunter . (ronald allen) one of the originals from crossroads is now Mr de sousa in Emmerdale!

mr de sousa !!

it’s just getting ridiculous now

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@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I think Jeremy Kyle would have his work cut out even with this one lmao!!

and Trisha just resigned in despair too . . . . . .

please allow me to sum up:-

Alexis Carrington ran off wiv Sandy from Crossroads (or pushed his wheelchair – true love may be romantic but it sure ain’t semantic ) They both got ran over by that bloke who ran the shop in Home + Away, whose car was at fault cos Kylie never finished her mechanics exams due to her mortal enemy JR Ewing paying her to seduce his brother, fingybobs from Atlantis. In despair, Benny doused his tea-cosy with petrol and set fire to 40s room one drunken night over xmas. Regs were so busy insulting eachother that no-one noticed.
In revenge, bloke from H+A, in denial that he was really Angie Watts, produced some e-mails that Albert Tatlock had sent Betty Turpin about her wonderful hotpot. As the set wobbled, Sandy made a miraculous return from the grave and bought all the shares that the Robinson family thought they owned, thus depriving JR of his sweet revenge. Now that Cliff Barnes had confronted his latent homosexuality the scene was clear for Bet Lynch to kill Benny with her ginormous beehive.

It’s easy if you pay attention…………

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@sharongooner wrote:

I think Jeremy Kyle would have his work cut out even with this one lmao!!

and Trisha just resigned in despair too . . . . . .

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For the soul of poor little Maddy.

A quiet prayer.

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