I humbly thank the many thousand F4 regulars who replied to my offer. The response was so overwhelming that I was moved to yawn occasionally.
The massive proceeds have meant that I could move to the Bahamas for some well earned rest. I still have the job-lot of Val Doonican cardigans which were not as popular as my abilities with a scrim.
Would anybody like to provide a home for these ? Unfortunately the signed photos were burnt to give warmth for my chilly island nights.
Lub yas