toybulldog

@toybulldog wrote:

Gassenhauer from Musica Poetica, by Carl Orff

Music by George Aliceson Tipton.

aint that one more calypso like than reggae toy? eh? lol xxx

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@cath 55 wrote:

sod it this has to be worth a second mention ………..

Kingstown Town dances round the thread to ub40, courtseys, flicks hair n exits stage right ………..

you haven’t lived till you seen Cath singing this in the rooms

hehehe !!

Xx

the dancin is even better lol xxx

@toybulldog wrote:

A tarzan swing, two wardrobes, and a sheepskin nappy.

(oh shyte……. that was meant for the perfect evening IN thread)

How on earth did you know ?????

@toybulldog wrote:

the real problem is the obesity crisis.

If we could all lose some weight this would surely make more room. I’ve never lived in a country that was populated by bigoted sticks, and wish to experience everything that this wonderful life has to offer.

(it’s actually quite a burden having all the answers you know)

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@toybulldog wrote:

great idea Cath x

I know that a great many musicians have been influenced by him and thats what I always find interesting………

i dunno even where it came from toy, there i woz leanin out the square window mindin me own business , smokin a ciggy and a voice from no where said why not start a thread bout Hank Williams………[Read more]

@minim wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

merry xmas ya ass thank god its our last……wind up merchants starting shyte in rooms

Don’t forget the bananas.

Was a spurned lover once. Hard to believe I know…….I was a strapping young ziggysoon at the time let me tell you, I’ll show you my likeness any day. For her love I prowled the city walls, with the…[Read more]

@toybulldog wrote:

merry xmas ya ass thank god its our last…………..Apparently it’s all kicking off on the 10th of the 09th month year 08 at 07.06 hours 05.4321 secs…….. in other words wednesday about breakfast time.

I must pop out and stock up on tinned beans.

That’s if you believe in binary systems, wind up merchants starting shyte in…

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@toybulldog wrote:

@minim wrote:

I am.

You are.

she is an old slut on junk

Oi.. less of the junk!

@toybulldog wrote:

Many thanks for your full and pertinent reply cathx5

@cath 55 wrote:

why use emiticons, the thing is toy this form of communication is notoriously emotionless

There’s nothing wrong with the media or the printed word. Only people can be emotionless and I’m just asking for a little more wit and imagination. It might even be a…

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@toybulldog wrote:

welcome storm

I have a very sexy giraffe. It often pops its head through my bedroom window on romantic nights that are resplendment with heavenly moon-lust.

moon lust? hmmmmmmm did matron ferget yer meds agin toy?

oh and welcome storm xx

@toybulldog wrote:

welcome storm

I have a very sexy giraffe. It often pops its head through my bedroom window on romantic nights that are resplendment with heavenly moon-lust.

Maybe just a little bit too much information toybulldog. Revelations about one’s night time fantasies can sometimes create a misleading impression when welcoming a…[Read more]

@toybulldog wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

are ya a grumpy puppy today toy?

Not while this programme is on the box cath. With the fantastic Stewie Griffin…….how many talking babies do you know who are bent on world domination and matricide ? A very original and perfectly realised creation…..

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland’s house):…

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@toybulldog wrote:

– Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirise it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

– The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can’t fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour – ha ha ha ha ha – they’ll take you away, man. You…

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@toybulldog wrote:

There is no number.

People lose the plot and THEN they start posting. It’s traditional innit like…..like…….like……having easter eggs in the shops at christmas.

yeah like that

or maybe a Thanksgiving meal…..?? :wink:

@toybulldog wrote:

thread needs a little more Todd Rundgren

I couldn’t agree more..you sarky git! :P

Todd Rundgren – Hello It’s Me

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@prettypink wrote:

But what with all the food around his face..everytime he eats, he never used to be like that..And when he confessed to wa*nking in the elelphant costume it kinda put me off him. He had iceing suger all round his face , up his arms all down his trousers.. But again I did chuckle when he poured the iceing suger…

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@toybulldog wrote:

@PATS wrote:

RUPERT AND I THANK YOU DI….AND DAMN U TO HELL THE REST. SNIFFS HAUGHTILY.why the FOOK am i shouting

oh look

it’s that pebbles singing on a message board again

toy wipe the cottage cheese off your specs, its pats shouting this time :lol:

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@minim wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

sorry don’t understand this thread at all.

Is it in code ?

I love your enigmatic smile…..or is it wind?

Neither.

I was just looking for hidden U-boats in the bath, and squeezed my rubber ducky by accident.

@toybulldog wrote:

sorry don’t understand this thread at all.

Is it in code ?

I love your enigmatic smile…..or is it wind?

@toybulldog wrote:

Basildon

you need to have lived there and tried to drink in the locals to truly get the picture. The sons of old east-end west ham supporting dockers giving it large………anyone remember the leah betts case ? those bouncers were role models………

Southend was exotic, Harlow is close but not quite the same…

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