toybulldog

stories with no sense ?

@Moonshadow wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

But I did notice that Jadey always got a warm welcome there, and was never once treated like an alien.
Funny old life.

Yes she was often in for a nosy

8)

now sssshhhhhhhh moon.

Thin Ice practically lived there. . . . . . . . .

8)

@cath 55 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

Voted No

5 minutes after succulent Jades put up this thread while shopping in LIDL.

Funny, didn’t have you down as someone who shopped in Lidl, thought you’d be an M&S kind of guy… :-

his opinion jen holds about as much weight as a lidl carrier bag ……… :- :wink:

you’ll keep, young…

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

you obviously need to get out more.

Badminton could be an option. I tried it once but the horses didn’t like it. Failing that there’s Tai Chi while sticking pins in effigies. You could be good at that, or counting the flaky bits on a Ferrero Rocho that fall off before reaching your mouth. I came up with 52…

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yes Jen, , yet again you’ve misread a post.

Time to edit once more ?
Hey it’s only rock and roll. . . . . . .

:-$

@jen_jen wrote:

Notes that the 5 who voted no haven’t bothered to post to explain why…

Voted No

5 minutes after succulent Jades put up this thread while shopping in LIDL.

Hanging is far too good for them, and in the circumstances would be a positively kind act for humanity. Bunch of reprobates disgust me.

But I did notice that Jadey always…[Read more]

Four…..Hundred……Fu/cking . . . Pages… . . . . . . . .

:shock:

@rubyred wrote:

now.. before ye all start shang a langing along . . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . Dangbloodynation.

Rod Stewart wore a tartan scarf and he was once a Face right ?
I found it essential to wear one myself over the school uniform, well the half that my parents could afford, the rest was discarded wallpaper and inventive use of…[Read more]

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

How do we get him to re-open without the input of the WI

Beg him to make some nettleberry jam in true WI chairperson stylee, while singing ‘Jerusalem’ as he goes topless for a calendar.
It’s our only hope . . . . . . .

(suddenly destroys computer)

:lol: :lol:

. . . . . . . . . . . . .put on your red shoes and dance the blues………..ziggyman

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry

??

(sways through the crowd to an empty space)

christ I worry about you.
I really do.

what are we to do you big poofy handsome bender ?

There’s only so many times I can watch that original Boyzone appearance on the Gay Burn show. . . . . . . .

:D

have you even looked at her avatar ?

I wanted to try sex from behind but couldn’t find the right chair, and didn’t find any encouragement in the undertakers either. Tried all of their chairs and at least two of the undertakers.

It’s a random idea but maybe, just maybe, pandas in the wild don’t have chairs, or undertakers, or even fellow pandas…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

I see it’s started already :lol:

‘ L O L ‘

some like to connect brain cells before approaching keyboard with fingers. And then there’s always those who don’t.

omg now I’ll have that weirdo chameleon on my succulent white ass !! Which is a shame, as anyone I’ve ever known with a miniature dagger in their hair has always…[Read more]

‘Mortuary Technician stalking zoo’s in sunny Caribean demands urgent approval on Net’

You really couldn’t make this shyte up.

Merry Xmas.

you obviously need to get out more.

Badminton could be an option. I tried it once but the horses didn’t like it. Failing that there’s Tai Chi while sticking pins in effigies. You could be good at that, or counting the flaky bits on a Ferrero Rocho that fall off before reaching your mouth. I came up with 52 last night.

Or selling pegs (door to…[Read more]

Can’t say nowt missus T, mainly cos the totality of my knowledge about anything is far less than that.

It didn’t sink to the necessary level of depressive bi/tchiness maybe ? Which is a complete shame, as there really isn’t a level low enough that would suit me, but there was a good option for more than 3 of my tender years.

:lol:

No.

A man abandoned of support can do desperate things. Who truly knows what goes on in another brainbox. Plus he doesn’t have that kind of humour and it would be a poor joke as well, plus it’s not April 1st according to my timepiece. Did you lurk often ?

apart from all that I won’t start analysing things until autumn 2015 anyway.

I guess all shall be revealed in the fullness of time.
It beats posting on that other idiotic thread anyway.

Of course. I’d take vast umbrage if anyone said different.

Anyway according to Kenty some of us are only posting after decades of absence because another place has ‘closed‘ signs up . . . . . .

I do so worry about her.

#-o