toybulldog

I don’t carry hairspray.
I carry furniture polish in the summer.

oooooh get her.

sarge will laugh anyway . . . . . .

@rogue trader wrote:

id give my mobile number to anybody

me too, what’s to be afraid of ?

unless you’re one of those people who, by their very posts, seem afraid of chat and also their own shadow.

get enough nuisance calls as it is, so more won’t make a difference. . . . . . . . .

Sarge, you always need to have the ‘official thread‘ on anything you do. . . .

And in such a tiny corner of the internet, with inane comments by instantly forgettable people about nothing in particular or in general.

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xx
to both

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I was as proud as proud can be when London were awarded the Games in July 2005.
Really a once in a lifetime experience, and the very next day we had the tube + bus bombings . . . . .

:(

Now I have misgivings about the corporate sponsorship side of things, but still retain youthful hopes . . . . . . . . . the world is now looking at…[Read more]

@toybulldog wrote:

@Terry wrote:

increasingly fewer threads that I wish to read or post on.

Well stand up for yourself man !

Go and insist on another board that they delete your account or something . . . .

:lol:

:D

@Terry wrote:

increasingly fewer threads that I wish to read or post on.

Well stand up for yourself man !

Go and insist on another board that they delete your account or something . . . .

:lol:

erm . . . . . . . I don’t . . . . . and have explained why ?

:roll:

@Terry wrote:

@anc wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Time and Relative Dimension in Space?

=D>

It’s amazing innit?? How the heck did she know that….? :roll: It’s not liked she used google.

he has a point.
Well done Sir Actor.

It took many years but you finally scored a point.

:D

@panda12 wrote:

“The English are British and lots of people think the British are English but that annoys the Scottish and Welsh because although some think they’re British and some think they aren’t and some think they are but don’t want to be, they all agree that they definitely are not English.

The Irish mostly think they are Irish, apart…

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that’s what I call wishful thinking Tel

yeah, they call him the Karate King
Chopping children down like trees
Bringing cows to their knees
Making their udders bleed

Now they call him the Karate King
Top of the shop in his robe
Nothing there can grow
When he’s around

Going chop, chop
Going chop, chop
Going chop, chop
Down in the gymnasium

They call him the Karate King
Like a bird on a…[Read more]

how we met . . . ..

I never wanted to place ‘The Lemon Song’ by Zeppelin into my Top Ten bestest ever tracks at all, ever. Fought tooth and nail against it for years, just like my great-grandparents did, but eventually had to give in to the superbly funky bass line.

Now I feel like a complete fake, like I should present my penitent ar/se cheeks to a windswept…[Read more]

@sceptical guy wrote:

Julie Andrews running round and round the hills, swinging her arms round like a loon, clear voice, not a swear word or naughty thought in sight. The first LP I ever bought. I wanted to marry this woman, so pure, so uplifting, so asexual. A nun with a bit of life but still not naughty. Oh would my wife be like…

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Marjory Razorblade is as keen and sharp as can be
Will always settle my problems for me
She will sort out all my dusty neighbours
Cut a swatch right through their undignified ways
And if they talk about me behind my back
She will not play their game, she will not play that game, she will not play their game
Oh, Marjory Razorblade oh what a picture…[Read more]

Diane x

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

fist and franticaly shouting

You have contributed a complete dis-service to this wonderful thread. How dare you.

I tried to calculate who many Hail Mary’s would be needed to recompensate for one average irish lucy post but got slightly distracted, when my brain exploded. . . . . . . . .

It’s like a bad Tarantino film round…[Read more]

@jenndudess1 wrote:

Why is it that a bloke can sleep with thousands and be called a stud. Even applauded for his conquests.
but if a girl sleeps with a handfull of blokes she is branded a vile disgusting slut?

It would only be a universal situation if females were cheering him on in the pub too.
Trying to sleep with thousands of women is an…[Read more]