toybulldog

we really need Lynne’s response in order to make a balanced judgement, which can then be posted when drunk in a timely fashion, with correct punctuation.

Lynne sounds like a lot of fun to me. Were her dogs barking at the neighbours when she landed on the moon ? Did they have tidy lawns and twitchy curtains ? Were they claiming sickness benefit…[Read more]

:-s

Well, if it comes back I’m sure it will find the door ajar. :wink:

can you think in Baryshnikov ? or Fonteyn ?

that would also be cool

bi.tch

I fancy her.
I’d give her one I would.

Sir Robert Charlton never found a reason for a hat, and could rebound a 35 yard thunder missile off a crossbar while snoringly drunk on mere pop. Sir Missus Combover used to have the greatest fun with that apparently, and we await her memoirs.

Unless it was the wrong time of the month when she was just a…[Read more]

yes Suze, I understand. We tend to think in the same way too.
I always wanted to think in a foreign language but failed miserably, as ever.

That would be so cool !

Mungo Jerry . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . without the sideburns

Inaniloquent

. . . . . . . . . . I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don’t know. . . . . . buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better . . . . . it just does.

Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I’ll break up with someone on purpose.

.

:-k

@boojangle wrote:

*pops head round door*
Nah ….. !!!

me too. Bunch of poofs.

. . . . .darns extremely faded copy of ‘Under Siege’ . . . . . whilst muttering that Gielgud was just BORN for that role.

Tonight I shall be mostly tipping ash from my clay pipe on to heads of fire-warmed acolytes.
Well . . . . . it is Friday after all.

Good…[Read more]

@rogue trader wrote:

im in the library
they dont like us laughing in the library
or coughing,or farting,or drinking,smoking,eating,talking
cant wait to get out of here tbh.

cosy, your honesty and dedication to the cause is quite extraordinary,
I almost wish I don’t want to meet up on the M62 and mess you up funtime.

Almost.

.

@kent f OBE wrote:

Why and where has Jen gone?

*slaps Toy*

Well Excuse Me . . . . . . . and kaan khol ke song lai too kenty while I’m at it . . . . but it’s really only words, and what are words worth ?

Words in papers, words in books, words on tv, words for crooks
Words of comfort, words of peace, words to make the fighting cease
Words to…[Read more]

sorry to see you go jenjen

You were a fantastic poster. I’m sure that’s true although I only had your posts to go by.

Have a nice life, not a great and interesting one mind, but slightly nice anyway. I’ll always think of you when stating the fookin’ obvious.
May all your fluffy pink troubles be ginormous , and thank you for never imposing upon…[Read more]

@LucyLocket wrote:

Dear Santa
I’ve been a good girl this year(ish) so here’s my christmas wish list

Cheryl Cole in my stocking (in person)

AngelBabe in a pair of stockings :P

Make AngelBabe gay for me

Hers & Hers towels for me & Daisy (pink ones)

A lesi fling with Gill cambs, Jewel & Kenty (not all at the same time though……I don’t…

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well, we’re on the dark side of the weekend by now rosebabes xx . . . . . . . but I appreciate your full and frank reply on a thread that will eventually get deleted.

Please try not to be so sensitive as to what another site’s posters may think. That shyte’s immaterial.

If I was wearing a uniform I’d boot moony on most occasions. It would be…[Read more]

who knows if the moon’s . . . . (VII)

who knows if the moon’s
a balloon,coming out of a keen city
in the sky–filled with pretty people?
(and if you and i should

than houses and steeples and clouds:
go sailing
away and…[Read more]

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@Terry wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@Terry wrote:

Ask any question to find out who I am, but only expect “yes” or “no” answers.

sandle-wearing ( with socks mind you . . . . . . . . ) female-stalking mid-life-crisis-having daily mail-reading male reclining, (invitingly, yes we’ve seen the pics), on a bed wearing a…

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selective quoting . . . . . . .both you + Tel huh ???

well I have my doubts, and have dipped into the JC board bag enough to know what Words + panda might say, and have seen enough John Terry references to last me a lifetime.

No disparagement of anyone meant at all, truly, but there is something very wrong here.