toybulldog

cheers Wilms x

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Sartre just makes me feel suicidal. He wasn’t nice to his women. But I did like the geezer who wrote ‘Mack the Knife’ to his missus Lotte Lenya.

think it was Kurt Cobain . . . . . . .

parmesan cheese, a signed photo of Mosley, stolen Bunty annuals, any book about bridges, some silicone, the QPR-millwall programme from 1982, a very old scottish penny, my great-grandfathers underwear and a book on Shamanism.

The possibilities are endless . . . . . . . .

1971, although it may have been my auntie’s. We were most comparable in digits.
When did you last stick broccoli in your lughole while warbling ‘Puppet on a String’ ?

hey we’ve all done it, don’t be shy . . . . . . . . .

only a fool would freebase dimethyltryptamine in the winter. I’m talking about some new kind of uninvented moron, never seen before. You need the sweet sounds, colours and true smells of an English Summer to really get those important 7th and 8th senses aroused adequately. When roses are in bloom and those impertinent daffs have fooked right…[Read more]

Load up on guns,
Bring your friends
It’s fun to lose and to pretend
She’s overboard self assured
Oh no I know, a dirty word.

Hello, hello, hello, hello?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, how low, how low?
Hello, hello, hello.

With the lights out, it’s less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
i feel stupid and contagious
Here we are…[Read more]

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A nice story, from the early stages of the Great War. They thought they’d be home by Xmas and it never happened again.

Both sides then proceeded to shell eachother to bits in a land of mud. Because they simply had no choice.

At the end of the second ‘great’ war most people had had enough and our great leader Churchill was kicked out.

The homeless will survive.

I shall print off your words Bob the Builder and get to wrapping A4 sheets of paper around them this instant.
Aye, that should do it.

Why is this site specialising in cretins ?

@jen_jen wrote:

You might say that, I couldn’t possibly comment….

But you do Jen, and eloquently so.

It’s like the abnormal kid upsetting the rest of the class. Does it need all this much attention or do the needs of the other children predominate ?

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Perhaps.

To my knowledge Rumi was a passionate believer in art, poetry and song. And the protagonist of my post was one of the great British Blues / Punk vocalists, singing from personal experience of psychiatric nursing, and from drug counselling work on the famous Soho Project. All of which makes your ‘idiocy’ remark rather unfortunate although…[Read more]

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very true Tats.

If you’ve racked up £4-5k on the cards this last year or 5, and now have flies buzzing around your mouth while you read about the antics of Geldof’s children . . . . . . consider yaself lucky, . . . . . or summat.

Mainly just consider yaself. hell that’s my Christmas Message.

Fook others.

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wot an unadulterated prat that Gazlan is.

now now missus Echo . . . .

I’ve attempted endless jottings, and screwed each one up in frustration, thinking them self-indulgent and trite. They never made a waste paper basket big enough for me. So I live by the Golden Rule and try and treat others as I’d like to be dealt with myself.

Which causes no end of trouble.
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You’re better…[Read more]

Twelve………………..I repeat………………….Twelve . . . . . . . .days off from slaving for the man !!

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Much of it will be spent scraping ice and unsuccessfully attempting home-made Baileys. I’ll also spend a lot of time queueing in big commercial queues to spend money on commercial stuff I don’t really need.
Because I like…[Read more]

Heroes and Villains

The act of living gives us heroes left right and centre. You just need to phase out the Hollywood Action thing..

I’m talking about district nurses, interesting uncles, inspiring teachers and that quiet neighbour opposite. It all depends on the situation or particular crisis involved, people are funny like that. Life is full…[Read more]

self-indulgent rubbish, and I’m being kind . . . . .

No he’s not.
He’s not even the best drummer in the Beatles.

Other sites keep positing who the equivalent to the Beatles would be NOW. You know, a current band that your grandmother would know. Most seem to answer Radiohead but I think it would be some Beatles tribute outfit . . . .

You have to search t’internet for real originality these days.…[Read more]

** pokes back with interest **