toybulldog

Well that’s nice.

I could never have rampant sex without a quick post-coital post on some message board.
Even when copping a dubious feel behind the bike sheds as a callow youth dripping with acne…………………….. I’d still race to some window sill and drum my fingers irrelevantly.

It wasn’t my fault that the internet wasn’t invented, I…[Read more]

jaysus why are people so gullible ?

I must applaud your time and effort Sarge, but mainly your ambition for posting such extremely joycean pearls before the Nora Barnacles of twenty-first century chat. I guess they just don’t realise how extremely pre-orgasmic they’re supposed to feel after reading those words in the right circumstances.

Hell, I sound like a koont for even…[Read more]

maybe it’s a long-standing family nostril problem, and that’s why he’s so defensive.

But then living in a state of denial hardly helps.

@thin ice wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

im doing this cus blonde asked me
i think she is my new best mate
she poped in my pm this eve to say
ere
you know the other night when susie and london male left and you said i bet they are off to cam
well the next day blonde tells me london comes in to the room and repeats all that is said after…

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@thin ice wrote:

im doing this cus blonde asked me
i think she is my new best mate
she poped in my pm this eve to say
ere
you know the other night when susie and london male left and you said i bet they are off to cam
well the next day blonde tells me london comes in to the room and repeats all that is said after he left
he told blonde he has the…

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Back to thread, my daughter has been trying to find a Saturday job for ages now.

I can only say to her Fight For It.
Obviously computers are part of the process but shoe leather is far more important. I could apply for a thousand jobs tomorrow without even getting out of bed, while every employer is looking for one who stands out from the…[Read more]

oh he’s dead alright.
DNA analysis concludes that it was shot right out of his left eye.

Probably had been for the last 5 years considering the recent lack of Al Jazeera videos, and his own renal failure / dialysis problems. America’s president authorised the assassination of a very old man, and what’s more, watched it on TV with a tub of…[Read more]

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Sounds expensive and time exhaustive Toy, so why not simplify it?

Go to an employment agency… register the job with them with all your requirements and tell them you want 5 candidates to choose from that fit the bill. Interview them on their premises, let them take out references on your behalf.

The cost of this service……

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:D

What a charade. What a circus.

All you really ever have in cyberland is your name, and the rest is inconsequential rambling. All individuality is bound up in your handle. I recall the gloria / dagger / february / habit of bandying about passwords.
And now we have the sleep-inducing thin ice / rio / cosy public mess going on and on and on ad…[Read more]

I still don’t know what I was waiting for
And my time was running wild
A million dead-end streets
Every time I thought I’d got it made
It seemed the taste was not so sweet
So I turned myself to face me
But I’ve never caught a glimpse
Of how the others must see the faker
I’m much too fast to take that test

Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(Turn and face the…[Read more]

Will, you really need to understand what’s going on behind certain “people’s” posts, and then think before you do your own.

Two major miracles is not a lot to ask for, surely ?

@panda12 wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

Well, never mind.

Your entry for The Most Boring Post of 2011 has been submitted, and that’s the main thing.

It was interesting enough for you to take the time to read and comment upon though, wasn’t it?

Not really.
You’ve completely under-estimated the value of pedantic and pointless mischief making.

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You advertise for one position and over five hundred replies come in. Everything gets printed off and the best applications, CV’s and hand-written letters will stand out a mile.

These get dumped immediately – they’ll invariably be from older applicants and you’re trying to ‘Give the Young a Chance’ here, so illegal discrimination on the…[Read more]

Room . . . Lobby . . . . Room . . . Lobby . . . . . . . . . .

sorry Netty I don’t understand your post at all.

Is it a Chinese puzzle, like Pete + GD being best mates ?

To My Mother
by George Barker

Most near, most dear, most loved, and most far,
Under the huge window where I often found her
Sitting as huge as Asia, seismic with laughter,
Gin and chicken helpless in her Irish hand,
Irresistible as Rabelais but most tender for
The lame dogs and hurt birds that surround her,—
She is a procession no one can f…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

I love the jingle jangly geetar.. I think o you a lot TB.. not in a deep love kinda way :) as i know we will be pals forever.. from morningside crescent to the auld apollo..

I prefer lifes jingly jangly..geetar or acoustic set. as wel as love, in a non love way.. how easily we forget,aboot the pheasants to the peasants the apollo…

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No.
Don’t give the young a chance. Let them fight for it.

If they’re terminally fook-witted why should they get one. A quick sacking is their best option and will provide a salutary lesson. Kids who weren’t suited to employment years ago were soon dismissed so why should things be any different now, in current economic circumstances ?

It’s very…[Read more]

@best man wrote:

little scrawny terrier bit my ankle yesterday the bstrd
the woman says sorry luv he dont normally do that
i thought just my luck eh i was only going to the paper shop,
blood all over my socks and all that,little tw@t

It probably realised you were impersonating someone else and so bared its teeth accordingly.