toybulldog

I tried to PC myself once, but on seeing who it was went for the iggy button.
Then I set fire to my computer.
My front room got burned down and most of the hallway, but I have no regrets.

I sure taught them a lesson.

@jen_jen wrote:

There’s a guy who comes into town 2 or 3 times a week, he’s lost a leg and is in a wheelchair. His wife “parks” him outside my shop and he sits there having a smoke (or two or three) while his wife goes into the indoor shopping centre and does her shopping. One day I got chatting to him and he told me the doctors told him that the…

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@GAZLAN wrote:

Wise Toybulldog –
The competition isn’t really that strong.

:? Explain that.

oh I did. I really, really really did.

:D

Gaz,
By their insults ye shall know them

:D

(Ch 7 Vs 13……..Sermon on an Upturned Pavement)

@tinks wrote:

@Tom wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

Met someone who has a plot of land with an ENORMOUS hole in it. I mean a really big hole like football stadium size. It was excavated by an aggregates company for sand or something.

What would YOU do with a giant hole in the ground ?

Land fill and car park have already been suggested.

:-k :-k…

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@pikey wrote:

I would make a crystal pool filled with the tears of firmly spanked women that were wearing nothing but a niqab.*

*I should make it clear, in the interests of fatwah avoidance, that I have no requirement for these to be Muslim women. They would have to be reasonably bunky for it to work for me, though.

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@Oss wrote:

Dead bodies :twisted:

mmm………..a cemetery…………….lots of money in death.

WHY NOT LET THE HOLE BE ?

It’s not hurting anybody so don’t fill it in. Leave it as a place of serenity, and balance, and peace.

Or fill it with nuclear waste.

@Melody wrote:

or…. fill it with with fake snow and let ppl sledge down the sides… you would need a lift in the middle to bring ppl back out

you becoming my hero now. I’ve just ripped down that poster of Elvis’ Granny…..

Surely, when faced with a gigantic hole to fill there is only one solution…………..
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How about we just fill it with lots of Love, and Dreams, and Hope and Joy ……?

people love that intangible sh1t

8)

@Melody wrote:

fill it with trees then when they have grown you can stand at the edge of the hole and be on level with the birds in the tree tops

Mel you deffo in the zone, but I’m 87 and a half years old. How long will this growing business take ?

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@Irish_Lucy wrote:

Put some pieces of scrap metal down in it and say it was a UFO crash site. Then sell dirt from the hole in the gift shop.

respect
x

I thought we could just print off all gazlans rubbish posts and fill it up that way ?

No wait, the hole isn’t that big……….

@Tatler wrote:

I would advertise it , for schools etc to do absailing .

or cover it with a big textile, attach some springs and make the world’s largest trampoline !

The Guinness people are just waiting for the phone to ring here.

@MasterPlan wrote:

Smooth it out … into a bowl-like fashion. Cover the ground with something that can take water and will protect any contents fron dirt.
Then… fill it entirely with milk and put some Rice Crispies and sugar in. Or whichever cereal you decide on. A democracy perhaps?

Good answer this.
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@sugarnspice wrote:

Fill it with water , stock it with fish and put pedalos on it and those big hamster balls that humans can run about in . Sorted

ahhhhh………….the centuries-old solution of mining companies.

But wait, you could breed the fish then either sell them or charge people to fish in it !

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@Melody wrote:

subterranian city

ok that’s good.

Might be expensive though. Lets compare the cost of, say………….Air ?

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Surrey… all I can say is enjoy it while you can…. THEY COME BACK!!! :D Seriously though,,, yes its different when they leave but think of it like this… for my kids it was an adventure… they loved it.. and have to say once I got used to it I loved it too.

Mine both came back…. and I then missed the time being my own…

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@jen_jen wrote:

Well that rattled his cage…

Which is why he hijacked it with a post of incomparable nonsense that had more holes in it than twelve pairs of very old socks.

And then – linked to a thread where he’d asked a question that had obviously been well answered earlier on same thread. Yet is still asking the question.
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@tinks wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

ruby, wake, boo, when they have some wind behind them….. then maybe an odd one from the old days.

I remain very grateful that pete-the-spammer threw his tantrum.

The rest are either google whores or who needlessly take up valuable space simply by breathing really…………………

8-[…

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everything and everybody, sooner or later, turns into the establishment.