toybulldog

@JeweL* wrote:

I find that a few not all of the guides seem to spend more time in the forum they chat in as a reg they still like to go in and have a giggle with there friends instead of spending equal amounts of time in different forums, on a day to day basis most of the guides do a bliddy good job and should be praised as it is something they…

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cool . . . . . . . . . .

8)

f e s t u s

:D

should we respect credulous morons and their bizarre cults or should we feel free to openly mock a noble and spiritual quest with much to teach us

yes and no, . . . . . . . then no . . . . . .

followed by Maybe, yes

:D

cheers Vee, you and your lot too . . . . . .xx

I’ve nearly almost nearly got 12 days off for christmas

should I sing a fookin song or summat ?

it was never actually a cull first time round.

That’s just how the ‘legend’ grew after a few trivial court cases scared the owner
sh1tless…….and some others then took advantage to say they could handle the not so faint-hearted.

veemin x

8) 8)

@battywoman wrote:

Why are the boards turning into Thins very own Jeremy Kyle show?!!!
No life of his own so has to comment on everyone else’s?
Just a moanin old wazzock!?
Or just too much time on his hands!?

Which one wins!! You decide!!

Leave him alone.
Every board has the right to a boring contributor that kills the place like a virulent…[Read more]

very friendly car dealership salesmen with their filthy lying toe-rag holocaust-denying promises of free RAC membership, taxed discs, available cover notes and a spare that actually fits. I hope they all take their under-earned pay and then slob about in sackcloth at weekends.

I took a wrong turning once, and while the Whole World kept declaring…[Read more]

more lobotomising lobby crap.

You sound even more boring than that thin ice poster . . . .

Merry Christmas all who frequent here.
x

Trusting you towards love, warmth and shelter in all their many forms. Laughter was made for your days. In the same ways the earth itself laughs as flowers, while a snowflake can fall like a small round stone, as small as a world and as large as alone. And always remember that one’s not half of two…[Read more]

Chanson Innocentes: I

in Just-
spring when the world is mud-
luscious the little
lame balloonman

whistles far and wee

and eddieandbill come
running from marbles and
piracies and it’s
spring

when the world is puddle-wonderful

the queer
old balloonman whistles
far and wee
and bettyandisbel come dancing

from hop-scotch and jump-rope…[Read more]

I’ve made many friends on JC.

And what’s more, current rates for assassination are really quite competitive.
I thoroughly recommend this option.

:D

this one looks a bit ugly. I think she’s related to someone who’s really ugly.

If we all complain to the guides our lives can be a lot less stressful.

Hi Anne Marie,

xx….x

I’m an extremely Unwaxed Lesbian who equally hates celtic, rangers, and cosy, although not necessarily in that order. David Attenborough saw the proposal from the BBC to film me in my raw state and promptly sacked his agents.

BUT !!!! ! . . . . . . . . . .
that leaves a whole lot of me that is dedicated to you, on a…[Read more]

@A.Groanup wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

Us real men just know

Thank God.

Someone finally, despite all the overflowing and instantly forgettable excrement that abounds in this place ( typed by those who daily proclaim their pre-eminent qualifications to expel such detritus from their rear ends),

actually granted valuable seconds…

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Why is it that people think they can say whatever they please online… I mean they would not be so hurtful to people they hardly knew in real life would they?

A typical level of insult online is extremely refreshing Mrs T.
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We’ve never met, rubes, and for long may that continue.

O:)

I’ve always been a heartfelt fan of what the bass is doing. Not that Paul Siminon rock star poster crap you get deluded by, but by real bass sounds that
walk through your brain like a panther that hasn’t eaten lately.

I predict that the planets will ALL move on awhiles, some slightly, and some slightly more than slightly. The ones that are in retrograde will be compared to that prince of denmark who could never quite make his mind up.

So take heed – are you finally ready to trim that outrageous marmolade coloured bush of yours – or is the impending remake…[Read more]

. . . . parallelled in line turds

and post irrelevant, yet . . . .