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@anc wrote:

well, sowwie, I was just warning peeps fgs!

Fair enough. The thread obviously has a lot of relevance here.
In recognition of that fact I’ll throw in an exclamation mark with a smiley ! :D

:D

@anc wrote:

If anyone receives an email from me, it is NOT me. I will post, when I get it back. However I have been told because it is AVG who have intercepted you know who, other spammers can get in whilst they deal with it. I dunno if it is true or not, but, please do NOT open anything you think is from me, cos that is the way anyone can get…

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No birthday cakes in heaven
For there, we do not age
And live for long at seven
….(-teen . . . added the sage).

Birthdays are for mothers,
Each button one they sew
To prime their kids for others
As summer waits for snow.

The web I think is funny . . .
Sifting sands along the coast,
And sites go bust with money !
We like, who we like,…[Read more]

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@rubyred wrote:

bunsen burners !!! now we are talking ! we made hooch with the full blessing of derek selby.Who told us we could stick a needle through the iris of an eyeball ! He would have a cigarette as dorothy low ( wild child that made the rest of us look like bairns) made him erect. Openly burst thermomoters to play with the mercury/quick…

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@a certain sadness wrote:

I have a 100 quid to play with and im looking for some ideas to make money.

Sleep with me and I’ll pay you the same amount. Now we have 200 quid. I then get you bumped off by someone in a Bogart mask for £19.50., including VAT.

With the resultant £180.50 I invest in stocks and shares and before you can say ‘why the h…[Read more]

@Chaeleon wrote:

Yesterday this site displayed a banner against the censorship.
Irony as my thread about Kenty and Thin has been deleted.
Did Thin threaten Kenty to get it removed? 8)

Nope.
It only got deleted because no message board can handle you.

They can try but your incoherent typing is too powerful. In fact you’re a legend in your own…[Read more]

Bunsen Burners.……………..too many to relate. Maybe one day someone will start a bunsen burner thread. We live in hope.

Strip Poker with no lessons on last day of school . . . . . . . . . ok, I’ll admit, 20 years later I was still a virgin.

Rugby when you missed the last lesson explaining rules and then they threw the ball at you, just as…[Read more]

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ok carry on, was just wondering. . . . .

@coathanger wrote:

new chatter looked skeptical.

Excuse me, I only pop in now and again, but all these fascinatingly funny stories from the Real World of F3 lobby, with the Incredibly Funny Puns on users’ names . .
(lol so funny – how we all laughed)

yet with the same spelling problems, even on the same word . . . . . . .

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So the Dickens ‘tribute’ was just for Christmas then ?

That’s a shame, there was some real mileage in that . . . . . . . .

@Chameleon wrote:

Stephen was stabbed. NOT kidnapped, and the Asian gang members were brought to justice alot sooner than 18 years. I’m confused as to how it reminds you of the Lawrence case. The gang members also said it was a revenge attack. There is no way I am condoning a revenge attack but what feeble excuse have Stephen’s killers given?

You…

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Friend of mine been on moaning. She sired two ugly little sh/it-faced sprogs after the last UFO invasion. Wrote Captain Kirk and Mr Spock on the birth certificates, but I think she’s lying.

The real fathers names are $n$?7h3 and tx9(bd:k^ . . . and I believe their details are registered on Planet Asimov.

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@a certain sadness wrote:

Had to laugh at the captain of the the costa concordia saying he slipped and fell in to one of the lifeboats

Don’t be unkind. Both he and I thought he looked very handsome in that uniform. Furthermore it’s hard keeping your footing when you’ve just emptied the contents of the safe.

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Invest it in the company that makes Monopoly, and pretty soon you’ll be a property millionaire with like, hotels and houses and that !

No wait, I’ve landed on Old Kent Road and my aunt just died. Damnation. And your little hat is hopping towards me now . . . . . .you think you can take on my iron ? . . . . . . . . .we shall see . . . . . . .

There was a rumour that facebook would join in, but that it wouldn’t be permanent.

This was very sad news.

(cool thread btw)

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Lawrence case always reminds me of that poor Kris Donald, 15 years old, kidnapped by an Asian Muslim gang, tortured and then set alight as he bled to death.

There’s nothing like Dickens,
and the above – electronic scribbling by some axegrinder obviously needing more from life –

is nothing like Dickens.

I believe that many babies in single-parent families were born out of wedlock. In fact, lots of them.

We re-invented the Olympics in a place called Much Wenlock
8)

and in this great year of 2012 will thrash the world in the 4×4 looting bastad relay. Everything happens for a reason, and if this great land of ours one day sinks under the weight of…[Read more]