toybulldog

+ I saw what you just did there . . . .

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@a certain sadness wrote:

I couldnt get in touch with you, i tried everything.

well you obviously didn’t try hard enough did you ? I was waiting at Clapham Junction with a red carnation stuck up my nose like a normal person, but you only had eyes for that new knock-kneed typist with the wondrous babylons from Floor 3.

Hate it when you do that…[Read more]

” And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.”

” So we’re drinking and we’re dancing, and the band is really happening, and the Johnny Walker wisdom running high. And my very sweet companion, she’s the Angel of Compassion, and she’s rubbing half the world against her thigh.”

” Hello it’s me. I’m not at home. If you’d like…[Read more]

@Bad Manners wrote:

Fastcars “This site will be here as long as Im on the planet, or until someone pisses me off, Oi stop pissing me off, right that’s it” Boom

Well aren’t you the petty one.
If fastcars wants to park up the bike clips then that’s his prerogative. What did you expect – an announcement in The Times ?

‘Twas a good site, a little…[Read more]

@a certain sadness wrote:

It seems the sarcasm levels have reached a peak on here at the moment.

Have they ?

When did this happen and why wasn’t I informed ?

@panda12 wrote:

It’s hard dealing with them in my “every day” job.

As a Mortuary Technician, I find it hard.

do you now . . . . . . .
You’re so full of crap that . . . . . .. .. erm i dunno.

Let that be a lesson to you……. :evil:

@jen_jen wrote:

Not all links are harmless, my laptop is still recovering from me clicking on a link in a joke email, but that link is harmless…isn’t it funny how you feel like your right arm has been cut off when you lose your pc for a little while?

Not sure Jen.

Dunno about you, but I’ve been googling hermaphrodite extra-terrestial po/rn a…[Read more]

@Blossom’ wrote:

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

A fat joint washed down with a cup of tea.

I actually replied to this, then deleted it.
At first I thought you were referring to the ‘smoking’ kind of joint but then wondered what the cup of tea had to do with that kind of joint and realised you were referring to ‘meat’

You’re not the sharpest tool in…[Read more]

@Eva licious wrote:

Today is International womans day.
What woman inspires you either in your life, someone youve read about or perhaps a celeb ?.

Me mum.

Fought cancer for years, while helping, and I mean really helping, those suffering from it. Or old age. Sometimes it’s the same thing you know.

I never read about her, nor was she an…[Read more]

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it is at moments after i have dreamed of the rare entertainment of your eyes,
when (being fool to fancy)

(it was through tears always)
and silence moulds such strangeness as was mine a little…[Read more]

@J_in_France wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@coathanger wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@coathanger wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@coathanger wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@coathanger wrote:

Panda wipe your nose, something smelly and brown on it !!

Oops! Seems I’ve trodden on your toes. I forgot you’re obsessed with Jokecliffe. Sorry Coaty, I won’t do it again.

Good Girl, now run…

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It’s far too soon for Concordia threads.

I’ve pencilled in November 18th 2013 for the really sick stuff, but that could be a bit early for the moral crusaders on here.

And I WON’T won’t be mentioning the outlandish size of the Japanese Emperor’s head……………….deal with it.

ok ! :D
I’ll let her out then ! :D

thanks ! :D

That’s rather unlikely.

I locked her up in the shed six months ago for chatting to you.

The aggressive, taciturn and religious Confederate general Thomas Jonathan “Stonewall” Jackson was – and in some circles still is – a revered figure in the history of the American South. In his honour was carved the largest bas relief in the world, on an immense granite rock near Atlanta called Stone Mountain. Stonewall Jackson is the figure…[Read more]

Belle de Jour !!

Of course not, but I do have some photo albums of a sweet child stuck up the chimney with a Mary Poppins doll. Much later I put 2 + 2 together, and realised that Di/ck van Dyke was probably my great grandfather.

Which explains the accent.

The word “Police” does not come from Sting’s post-punk band as most people think, but from the old English “Please”, which is what people used to say when they were begging not to be arrested, or generally wanted a doughnut.

One police officer, having remarkably low IQ (even for a genetically engineered steroid-taking doughnut), assumed that his…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

“I’m never drinking again”
Should’ve reminded myself of that last night BEFORE I went out

You think you’ve got problems kenty, besides the creepy lizard creeper . . . . . My chat license was endorsed for Drinking and Posting. Many, many, many pints……..I mean points . . . . . + not allowed to chat again until 2015. . .…[Read more]

@jen_jen wrote:

Bliddy hell, I haven’t been here since yesterday afternoon, then signed in this evening and I saw that I’d started a thread in my absence!
Then I checked the date of the opening post and phew! I’m not that senile after all

sorry about that Jen, didn’t think it would cause so much confusion, and the basic sentiment remains the…[Read more]