[Tom]

Yoo hoo, you master of disguise you ;)

[Tom]

I love Frankie Boyle, but then, I love Bernard Manning!

[Tom]

Love chips, but hate oven chips like me?

A good recipe I’ve been using lately to spice it up, is, simply cover the chips in garlic & rosemary (sparingly), and then oven them. :D

Much better then.

Obviously not as nice as shoving them in a pan of lard. But, they come pretty close if you’re wanting the woofter healthy option.

[Tom]

Well hello there, Tatler. Get on my horse please.

[Tom]

@pikey wrote:

I say, reading back, that Panda woman’s a bit unpleasant, eh? Seems to have her default setting on ‘drug dealer’s, Daily Mail reading pit-bull’. Frightful. I do hope she doesn’t try and engage in conversation. It’s all rather common.

I reckon she fancies you myself, Pikester. She’s hiding her true passion for you behind a façade of abuse.

[Tom]

What a load of Communist old rot you are spewing. Pure leftist fiction. LOL at “the black Celts”. The indigenous population of England is made of Neolithic Agrarians, who are of Northern European descent.

As for the British Empire, they should be grateful for what we gave them. Railroads, science, education, trial by jury, parliamentary democracy. Now we’ve left the Empire behind, half the gits saved up the fare and followed us home. Though I don’t know why, they have their own country and the exact same things as we do.

[Tom]

@battywoman wrote:

Are 90% of j.c men really nob jockeys??

I’d agree with that sentiment. They all run away when I start unzipping. I only want a bit of man-love :(

[Tom]

Hi, Kate here! o/

[Tom]

@lisamarie71 wrote:

Right guys new on here but wanted to know what yall like on ya toast be it slabs of butter peanut butter jam marmite whatever lol

Goat’s semen.

[Tom]

Neither bullied, nor did I ever bully.

I didn’t bother anyone else, and in return they never bothered me.

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