[Tom]

Instead of tiring yourself out trying to think of one, just admit there is none? Be easier than sitting there working your brain so hard you’re yawning! :o :wink: :lol:

About time we did away with government anyway, it’s all a load of b*llocks. String the lot of ’em up.

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@hairy-knuckles wrote:

So, my mates boy is stupid. He likes butter in a Chocolate Spread sarny. Which is blatently ridiculous.

Who does that? No-one, that’s who.

All replies stating otherwise, will be ignored, as it just isn’t right.

P.S: I hate Chocolate Spread.

Personally I prefer sweet piccalilli in my chocolate spread sandwiches.

[Tom]

@hairy-knuckles wrote:

As you can quite clearly see, there’s just a slight chip on the top. Any offers?

Not much humping quality left in that. Got a battered up kettle or breadmaker? If I have a threesome with them it should make up for their respective conditions! :o

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@hairy-knuckles wrote:

Hi, I’m new.

That is all.

Hi all! I’m new, too! First time in! o/

[Tom]

I usually got drunk, took a few Es, stared in the mirror for a few hours and soon enough all of the world’s answers would fly at me.

I denounce chemicals and plea to everyone never to use them – but I will admit, it’s fantastic knowing absolutely everything about absolutely everything because of them!

:!:

[Tom]

Happy birthday indeed you old git! :P

[Tom]

Goat spunk flavoured! :D/ =P~

[Tom]

I’ve always been fond of Terry. He’s never done me wrong.

[Tom]

In all seriousness, I do not support or like David Cameron, my e-mail I sent to Downing Street was largely a joke, hence the sarcastic over-tones in the writing style.

But, there is truth hidden in there, regarding him being under constant attack from the newspapers.

Also, there’s no such thing as a left winged party in Britain. Name me one. There is none. Liberal Democrats? Nope. Capitalist, not leftist. New Labour? Tony Blair’s mob scored more on the right-wing front than even Thatcher!

Seriously, there are NO left winged Parties in Britain any more. So which ever Party you vote for.. you’re voting right winged. All 60 million people of Britain are “right wing wanna be’s”. Apart from those who abstain, obviously.

And I mean a proper party, not a small group with 6 members who don’t even run for local elections (before someone names the CPGB) :lol:

[Tom]

Since when have I ever been a Capitalist wanna-be? :lol: I’ve always hated Capitalism, I don’t ever recall not once claiming to be a Capitalist nor wishing to be one.

I oppose Capitalism, always have, always will.

So that’ll be left winged* thank you.

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