Hang the French swine!
I will NEVER use the metric system. And shove off banning knobbly carrots and bendy bananas.
WTF that’s how daft the stupid French are. Trying to ban us, from selling bendy bananas. WTF. BANANAS ARE BENDY YOU STUPID FRENCH SWINE! :x
They talk as if they’re vomiting after every word. Haw haw haw hee haw blurgh blurgh bleurrrrghhhhhh mon ami bonjourrrrr hockkkkkkkkkk bleurghhh.
Blow up the channel tunnel and drop a chemical bomb on Paris. Bloody straighten up their bananas then.