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Sit. :wink:

Puritanical.

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I’d take………

1. A woman.

2. Soulie’s Helicopter.

3. Tommy. (So i could throw coconuts at him for when I was bored.

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@tommy-toxen wrote:

All the members from Right Said Fred.
Battery operated dildo
Never-ending supply of batterys for the battery operated dildo.

Oh the perfect life.

You’ll never change Toxen. :lol:

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PML, don’t ALL women? :wink: :lol:

Guilty to your question.

Have you ever done it in the back of a car/van?

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Not – Guilty, but came close to it once or twice!

Have you ever had a migraine whilst having sex?

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Hellooooooo GemZ hunni, how are you? :) xxxx

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@willow wrote:

sorry no don’t know him or her soulie hun

I’m HIM, but who’s HER?

ANT is short for Anthony! :D

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@rainbowbrite wrote:

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@rainbowbrite wrote:

He seems to appear….post for a bit…then disappear for three months…then reapper.
You get the picture… :lol:
After all that, nope i aint got a clue. :roll:

And what picture are you getting? :? Hope it aint the one with me naked. That was only meant to be shown to one person.
There is a reason as to why I come on – line, disappear, come back and so on…………..
Thing is…I’m on witness protection. I keep getting found out. I witnessed a cyber crime, and the metropolitan pigs (Soz I mean police) thought it’d be safer if I was to change my identity. So I DIDN’T!! :lol:

Anyway, how’s you cutie? Still turning heads? :wink:

Ohh you smooth talker… :lol: :oops: You make me blush :!: :lol:

Dont you worry, the naked pic is safe with me…or it will be me under witness protection :lol: :lol:

Or under your mattress. :lol:

We haven’t tried it under there yet have we?

You filthy bugger you. 8) :wink:

Surprising really, I mean, we’ve tried everywhere else.

Ps,

I aint filthy, nor am I a bugger! Ok, I’m filthy, but that’s all you’re getting from me.

Makes a change. ME rationing a woman! :lol:

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@soulie wrote:

he’s gone missing again has’nt he?

turn your back for a second and he wonders off

I was kidnapped, and held to ransom. No – one would give into the kidnappers demands, I mean For Fu ck Sake, all he wanted was a Mars Bar and a free entry pass to Alton Towers! :?

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

I didn’t even know that Tommy’s “TAIL” as you put it was SHORT, let alone curly. :shock:

I’m sorry for saying that you look like a pig, it weren’t a nice thing to say!

You’re waiting for the BUT aint ya? :lol:

Well, there aint one i’m afraid!

Can you do me a big favour though? :)

Can you please stop texting me with your proposals, I mean, i know you need a good shafting, and I know that your current shafter aint up to scratch (Your words, not mine) but, i just don’t have the time! Or the energy, and lets face it……I’ll need more than a lot of time and energy to service that bugger of a beaver! That’s without the life insurance. Not forgetting the contract you’ll have to sign agreeing not to let slip that I spoilt my reputation by doing it.

Sorry! We can still be friends though. :lol:

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