Tommy got voted President of Punky Wunky Clunky, he seen the light after spending three months at Strangeways for gayism… Arkle got banned for saying that certain people should be well hung, PB run off with Chathost Uk, (apparantely they’d been at it for years, and right under our noses) Lucky, (Remember her) admitted to meeting more than three men from here (all at the same time), they had a Gang Bang, recorded it, and sold the rights to AbitofaMary, who then sold it on Ebay… Who am I? Remember him? He went out one morning and never came back. Soulie, well, he was last seen exposing himself in the bushes, he shouted “YooHoo” to who he thought was a dear old lady, when it turned out to be Bert on his way to a Tranny night… GeordieBird turned into the JC t@rt, you name him, she’s had him, then she applied to be a nun… Angel, well she’s bragging about how she had 12 orgasms, all in one session, she’s probably off trying for the 13th… Been a lot of new people too, Flirty Guy, he flirts, and not with just anyone, he flirts with ANYTHING… Squeezy, she’s been busy lately, she went back to the army, giving handjobs to squaddies in the bushes in the Brecon Beacons… Bad aint it? I mean, she don’t even charge… Foxy, she had her baby, it’s a boy… OH, and Gemz, she’s still here, the wedding is off though, no, on… No, it’s off… “Sorry Gemz” hehehe…