Tiz Me

@stevenage_f wrote:

I loves licking di cks i does, it turns me on, cos I is a dirty cow i is…

:lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

I get a lil kinky at times, OK!

I know, i seen the pictures… Poor rabbit… :?

Fine thankyou Gemz, how’s you hunnie? xxxx

Helllloooooooooooooo… :wink:

A lovely day… :wink:

I like it, but only if it’s spread thinly…

Smoking a ciggie, chewing gum, drinking coffee, , really odd taste in my mouth… Wonder why?! :-k

Ball

Pimping…

Not since i wrote a dirty letter to Valerie Singleton… :? I got a letter from Scally the dog from Childrens ITV once though, and his autograph!

Did you ever watch Saturday Superstore?

@stevenage_f wrote:

Ant? Ant? Ant? Ant? I miss you Ant! Come back Ant! Oh Ant! BooHoo Ant! I wanna strip you naked and eat you. Oh Ant!

Not Guilty…

Ever been searched by the police?

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@lisamarie71 wrote:

just gotta ask this question, does anyone here have an ex boyfriend or girlfriend who calls em in the middle of the night to winge about the crap sex life he/she has with the person you were dumped for

Having struggled my way through the assortment of rubbish on this thread, I am drawn to the inescapable…

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Really? They’ll believe anything…

@lisamarie71 wrote:

well i took lost of turnings finding my way here dunno if it’s home as yet will have to wait n c :?

Lights out at 11:30pm…

@mystery_girl wrote:

lol i was called the scottish bit ch

That’s shocking! :shock: Never knew you were Scottish… :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

Well, my nickname has been Squeezy for years – I like it cos its funny.

On here I get variations….Squishy t/its, Squidgy bottom, , Squeezeball s hard…(thats a new one lol, since my partner was about to come, i did that to prevent ejaculation) :lol: and….erm…Spermy

And my bloke calls me either Squeezy or ‘hey love, suck it…

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Making Love… O:)

That’s a Brothel, seen that when i was in Benidorm… Shame on you… [-X

@Jagged Edge wrote:

I can fork out the kit Kat, dunno bout the £20 tho! :lol:

Judge is a female, go give her the Kit – Kat, she’s an hard faced B/itch, bet it’s the first and last time she’ll ever get four fingers inside her… :lol: