@thenorfolkmafia
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I cant see why Q is offended by anyone boasting over sexual prowess unless he is going without himself. I’m personally known after the treasure island character long dong silver with ladies telling me to get my parrot after a lengthy session but clearly some have failed to impress sufficiently to gain such a dubious accolade… you have a nice day anyway Q x.
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<p class=”x_yiv1948580483MsoNormal” align=”center”>10 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC. 1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway. 5. Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart. 6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. 7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 8. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions. 9. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him cheque books. 10.. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. Send this to 5 Bright Women to make their day!</p>
<p class=”x_yiv1948580483MsoNormal”>Pass it on to a few “good men” too!!</p> <p class=”x_yiv1948580483MsoNormal”>Tried sending it to five bright women, how many watts counts as bright guys? dont answer, its candlepower isnt it, and we know the answer to ‘wheres the candle?'</p>A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.”
How did the medical community come up with the term “PMS”? “Mad Cow Disease” was already taken.
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestionGirl: “Girls are better than boys.”
Boy: “Then why did God make boys first?”
Girl: “Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy.”There’s a new drug for lesbians on the market to cure depression, it’s called Trycoxagain.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, “A man once told me…”
and my personal favourite …
How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
Send this on to 5 bright men and make their day !
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We do our best mafia.Perhaps you ought to join in and enlighten us on what it means to be part of real humanity?
Well for eg, the real world to me Q doesn’t involve starting threads saying they love people they have never met in a chatroom. You seem relatively bright academically , but also appear to lurk in a world resembling a sickly 1950s romcom with banjos coming out every few minutes interspersed with cheesy singers proclaiming their undying love for everyone grinning inanely like a cheshire cat.
It’s not necessarily a bad state of mind if it allows you to continue on in life believing in the good of everyone but in my view it’s deluded, naive and utterly bizarre. I’m not sure why you are using the ” us ” and “we “tag Q to defend your view.. stand alone or don’t stand at all should be your motto. I could for eg have stated “many people found your thread” instead of me but I’m not into pack mentality bullying.
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Where did I say I was a qualified shrink Q? I think any rational person would read some of the posts on here and shake their head at some of what represents “humanity”.
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I don’t mind any guest as long as they are relatively coherent but reading some posts from “regulars” on the boards /rooms makes me realise a large proportion of the general population are basically insane. It might be mildly amusing on a messageboard, but it’s depressing knowing you have to encounter them in the real world and makes life more difficult for everyone having to deal with these loons and their bizarre behaviour in everyday life.
People talk about prolonging life etc, but I think when I reach my time I’ll be ready to leave the asylum
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‘Good and ‘evil’ aren’t set in stone? Well, that’s precisely what we’re discussing; whether obedience to law, no matter how evil, as long as we are secure and protected from anarchy If ‘good’ and evil’ are relative terms, then child sacrifice is good if you’re living in Inca Peru, because it keeps the Sun God satisfied (jc experts on Inca Peru may correct me here on the type of God etc). If you’re living in Nazi Germany, then ‘good’ and ‘evil’ are defined by that regime. Himmler told officers at one of the camps (I can find the quote if needed) that if Germany were defeated, they would be reviled for ever, but if Germany won, their extermination of the Jews and others who didn’t fit in would be seen as one of the greatest and heroic acts in humanity. In other words, power defines what is ‘good’ and ‘evil’ if there is no God. Is this what you’re saying, Norfolk? It does follow from the absence of God. I’m trying not to put words in your mouth. I’m not commenting on what kind of God – there may well be no God – and I’m not commenting on Heaven and Hell, reward and punishment for obeying God. I have my own views on all that, and they don’t conform with yours or with most Christians.. The only point I’m making is that without a God, how can we avoid the Himmler view of what can be done and not done? I’m not assuming a God. This chilling approach to morality may be right, though I hope not (and I believe not)
How is sacrificing a child ever good even if it follows a certain law? You are confusing morality and legality. We are talking about moral compasses when people often think if they don’t conform with laws then they must be wrong. If I found a burglar in my house, I would quite possibly kill the person.. the law would say that I have committed murder as it goes beyond reasonable force but many would argue it was justified.
I have no respect for laws, only a fool would have as they are continually changing so why respect something which is forever fluctuating open to interpretation ? I keep within them for selfish reasons like any sane person would. laws are completely irrelevant in determining my moral compass as they should for any sane person .. in times gone by “lords” could execute lower classes on a whim. It doesn’t make it any less barbaric and neither does child sacrifice because the law says so. On the other side of the coin you get drivers coming to an emergency stop on a road as a sign suddenly changes from 50 MPH to 40MPH as this in the minds of many sheep is an absolute rather than using common sense . Anyone doing 45 is deemed reckless by police on a summer road with no traffic yet in icy conditions with someone doing 40 when a safe speed is 30 its perfectly fine. Good and evil have no relevance to law, it’s about common sense which is subjective and whatever silly laws are set by politicians is irrelevant although cultural behaviour often stem from them
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Scep, how would you define what is ” good or bad” as this is a term which isn’t set in stone and would vary from one society to the next. Assuming we take universal evil as indiscriminate murder as one example, it’s fair to say practically every worldwide government or monarchy directly /indirectly murders its native through either draconian regimes, wars or issues of poverty which could be addressed. The reason we have laws is to prevent complete anarchy , but it doesn’t mean they should be respected – just adhered to for self preservation to avoid prison etc. As a species, Myra hindley and Ian bradey will have the same fate in the afterlife ( a worms belly) as mother teresa so the only thing regulating behaviour is pc plod and our own moral compass.
There are no rewards for behaving in a certain manner despite the selfish behaviour of bible bashers doing ” selfless acts ” purely for some kind of vindication in a perceived afterlife… it’s narcissism at it’s finest. As though some “creator ” is looking down saying ” There goes Mr Smith, he helped an old lady across the road and reads hymns at church so he is coming to heaven after his worthless existence on a tiny ball of rock situated in a vast vacuum of space has expired for being …. good”
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I can’t comment on this ridiculous film , but I read a post a couple of weeks back possibly from scep about the concept of ” right and wrong ” and given if someone is an atheist with no possible retribution in a non existent afterlife, what motive or reason bar obvious legal superficiality would anyone have to remain within this boundary of “right and wrong”. It’s something which plays on my mind more as I get older and given the belief there is only one life with no discernable purpose, I can see how many may get immersed into a dark mode of thought regarding actions.
We are all programmed from a young age to follow the template set out by society … school up to 16 , possible higher education till early 20s , dead end/ semi worthwhile job to mid 60s whilst you have a mortgage, kids, pottering round in old age decaying nearing death watering the daffodils entering F3 ( gods waiting room). If you don’t follow that design and adopt a rogue spirit , it’d be very likely complete chaos would ensue , no real law and order and true darwinism in survival of the fittest in every sense would materialise. We have this flimsy shell of a ” purpose to life” but step away from that , it gets very dark indeed.
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I know you would be the author of this thread Q before it even loaded lol
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Linda, why are you liking messages which say ” bring stapler back” and then liking ones stating he is a phallus in human form that needs banning for life… which is it? I concur with the cock comment incidentally.
