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@eva licious wrote:
yr not letting the side down at all su, the guy’s jokes are good
OK they are funny but the fellas still ave to put up wi hair up their nostrils and all over there bum everywhere but on there head x
Don’t be jealous ladies. We’d rather go bald than have periods. :P
Just watched the WKD advert, where the bloke walks in to the toilet to have a sh!t whilst his wife’s taking a relaxing bath.
After laughing at it, my girlfriend turns to me and says, “I bet you a man made this!”Course a man made it – it’s an advert, not a Sunday roast.
@simplysu wrote:
Ladies … am I letting the side down by admitting that I am finding the boys’ jokes really funny?!!
I am embarrassed to my feminist roots :)
Hey I’m a feminist.
Well you’ve got to be to get a shag nowadays
@eva licious wrote:
u boys are doing well i have to admit for the less intelligent sex
mwahh master xxxx
xxxx to you my gorgeous…
I love to pamper my girlfriend after she’s had a stressful day at work.
I get her to text me when she’s leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so that, the moment she walks through the door, the dishes are piled up and waiting for her.Child birth: So easy even a woman can do it.
@simplysu wrote:
Invites all the ladies to withdraw and watch the men battle on ‘getting in the last word’
:)
Or, in other words, “We’re retreating.” Which is fine, but could you get us a beer, while you’re away?
:twisted: :lol: 8)
Welcome to the thread, boy(s) and girls! Enjoy the ride!
Women. Give them a pool table and they’ll hit fùck all, but give them a car and they’ll hit everything!There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note from my girl, “Don’t eat me.”
Now there’s an empty plate and a note, “Don’t tell me what to do.”I think my wife has gone mental.
I asked her what she was reading, but she just ignored me and said, “Hello Magazine.”@eva licious wrote:
what do u think master wanna wave the white flag n admit defeat xxxx
You wish, lover! xx
I was walking past my local community board the other day, where I spotted a sign that said,
‘Women Against Sexism Workshop’.
I thought, “Workshop? That’s no place for a woman.”
I recently subscribed to SKY TV. They sent a man round to my house in order to set up the satellite.Strange, I always thought it was a woman’s job to do the dishes..
I let my wife take me out for a drive in the countryside today. We were going down a quiet country lane when she said, “Shall we do something we’ve never done in the car before?”I said, “Go on then, bang it into fourth gear.”
The wife was so smug. “Call me the brains of the family from now on!” she said. “I’ve saved a fiver filling the car across the road!”
“What did you do, flash your t!ts at the attendant?” I laughed.
“Ooh, you men are so silly. It’s easy to spot they’re 10p a litre cheaper.”
“Really and on our doorstep?”
“Yes! God knows why you fill it up with diesel if unleaded’s that price!”
Super-woman hasn’t actually got a cape.. She just turned her apron around.
What’s long and hard and makes women groan?
An Ironing Board.If women ran the world, there wouldn’t be any wars, but there would be entire nations that wouldn’t speak to each other.
Car ad: “One lady owner.”
Translation: The clutch is fùckedPeople say that I’m sexist.
Of course I’m not, sexism is wrong and being wrong is for women.
