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@melody wrote:
Thinking of themaster who was evacuated from his home last night
Thanks Mel.
Yes, I was evacuated last night when that massive inferno you all saw on the news was REALLY going. It’s virtually over the road from my flat.
I took some photos over the last 24 hours. Enjoy. :(
West Croydon area @ about 7pm
The Bus that exploded outside the back of my flat (8pm ish)
Reeves Corner starts catching alight (8pm ish)
The Police move in (taken from my bedroom window (8pm ish)
Reeves Corner really blazing now (8:15pm)
After being evacuated, Reeves Corner from outside my flat (8:30pm ish)
Argos on Church Street, Croydon
The view of Reeves Corner this morning.. Heartbreaking…
@eva licious wrote:
brilliant thread, i can finally ask the questions i want the answers to :lol:
would u rather
brutally murder your entire family or
be part of a human centipede
Again? Hang on, I’ll get my machete…
@eva licious wrote:
be stuck in a elevator with 5 incredibly fat men with bad breath or
loads of wet dogs
Sounds like my wedding day… I’ll go with the dogs.
@eva licious wrote:
be able to fly or read minds
Both are tempting but the ability to fly JUST edges out.
@mrs_teapot wrote:
Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years to become extremely rich attractive and talented?
Yes. Those 10 years are at the end of your life and they’re crappy anyway.
@eva licious wrote:
For my birthday boy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3IzpazVl-I
xxxx
Thank you baby xxx
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doing?”
His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.
“Oh, no,” says Dave. “He’s on my bowling team.”
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,”How did she know that you drink Budweiser?”
“She’s in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.”
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says “Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?”
Dave’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real b1tch tonight, Dave.”
“What do we want?”
“A cure for Tourettes”
“When do we want it?”
“Cùnts!”
@irish_lucy wrote:
What have Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson got in common?They both had a 10 year old crack addiction.
I’ve just popped down with my floral tribute to Amy Winehouse: last years Xmas tree.
It’s the perfect tribute. Just over 5 feet tall, dead & surrounded by needles.
I thought I hadn’t been paying my girlfriend much attention recently so, as it was her birthday on Friday, I decided I would give her a ring as a present.
Amazingly, that started another row. Because I rang her from the pub.
My wife asked me for something that does nought to sixty in 5 seconds for her birthday.
I bought her a set of bathroom scales.
@cherriepie wrote:
@themaster wrote:
Awwwww You two are adorable ………
^ take notes from The Master boys!
For Cherrie… lmao.
