[TheMaster]

Japanese scientists have invented a camera with a shutter that operates so fast, it was recently able to take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.

[TheMaster]

ohhh my dear Eva. How deluded you have become in such a short space of time. Thinking that you’ve ‘won’ a contest that you couldn’t possibly win, being a woman.

Now go make me a sandwich and fetch my slippers.

For me golf is a lot like women; if she isn’t holding my wood, she should be holding an iron.

[TheMaster]

Iron Man is a superhero.

Iron Woman is a command.

[TheMaster]

Steve Martin – Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

[TheMaster]

@tinks wrote:

Eva whatever the master says……………you win hands down
:lol:

:wink:

Well, you WOULD say that… ;)

However, us men know better.

Apparently in today’s society, many petite women have to endure a lot of sexism towards them.

And how do I know this?

A little bird told me.

[TheMaster]

Bacon bits? That’s rhyming slang, surely? ;)

Anyway, I’m about to deal the knockout blow:

Childbirth is easy. It must be, if women can do it.

*runs the hell out of the room*

[TheMaster]

Me :)

[TheMaster]

Ian McKellen – X-Men

[TheMaster]

Honey, if by ‘won’ this thread you mean “gave up quickly” then yes, I concur.

;)

[TheMaster]

Billy Bob Thornton – Armageddon

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