TheMaster

As ever on these boards… This

@anc wrote:

Wondering if Master lives, or ever has lived in London!

All my life.

@jen_jen wrote:

@TheMaster wrote:

Have blogged about the night of the Riots.

Feel free to have a read if you’re bored.

Thank you for sharing. Well done for looking out for your neighbour at a time when many would have simply been looking out for themselves. I cannot begin to imagine what it would have felt like to be caught up in the middle of…

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Have blogged about the night of the Riots.

Feel free to have a read if you’re bored.

@anc wrote:

Well, since Gaz has nothing to do, as he has said, why don’t we send him out on the streets – hmmmmm, bit of a dilemma, how is he gonna pay to get to all the places that have been rioted?!!!! Also, do ya think we would recognise him from a news broadcast?! possibly!! :lol:

He’d be the one leaning on the broom doing nothing and…[Read more]

@jen_jen wrote:

Now here’s a moral question.
Your teenager is out for the evening and a riot breaks out not far from you. Desperately you try to contact them to make sure they’re ok. Finally you do, and they tell you they’re ok but they’re going to stay at their mates’ house tonight and they’ll be home in the morning. You go to bed relieved that…

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Shocking footage of the Croydon Riots:

http://youtu.be/iJI6Bgo1OIc
http://youtu.be/_ePAcNQ2cx0
http://youtu.be/h2avhsOtsYM
http://youtu.be/PZzHE4atWvk
http://youtu.be/JFB4pm_bu1s
http://youtu.be/GOiiLhYyA-o
http://youtu.be/C_XjBH7gPkU

But the clean up carries on. London is stronger than the looters. Over 1000 arrested thus far. 8)

Now THIS is how you stop a looter…

I shan’t engage in debate with Gazlan, as he’s not worth the time. His paranoid rants would be offensive if they weren’t so laughable. Once he’s employed I might engage with him again. There’s more chance of seeing Elvis giving the Pope a hand-job, mind.

Hands up to everyone that got caught up in the riots and who very nearly lost his house…[Read more]

The ruins of the House of Reeves (part 1) :(

The ruins of the House of Reeves (part 2) :(

The bus that exploded behind my flat

The scorch marks left by the burning bus

@Melody wrote:

Thinking of themaster who was evacuated from his home last night

Thanks Mel.

Yes, I was evacuated last night when that massive inferno you all saw on the news was REALLY going. It’s virtually over the road from my flat.

I took some photos over the last 24 hours. Enjoy. :(

West Croydon area @ about 7pm

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@Eva licious wrote:

brilliant thread, i can finally ask the questions i want the answers to :lol:

would u rather

brutally murder your entire family or

be part of a human centipede

Again? Hang on, I’ll get my machete…

@Eva licious wrote:

be stuck in a elevator with 5 incredibly fat men with bad breath…

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years to become extremely rich attractive and talented?

Yes. Those 10 years are at the end of your life and they’re crappy anyway.

@Eva licious wrote:

For my birthday boy

xxxx

Thank you baby xxx

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doing?”

His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.

“Oh, no,” says Dave. “He’s on my bowling team.”

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual and brings over a…[Read more]

“What do we want?”

“A cure for Tourettes”

“When do we want it?”

“Cùnts!”

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

What have Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson got in common?They both had a 10 year old crack addiction.

I’ve just popped down with my floral tribute to Amy Winehouse: last years Xmas tree.

It’s the perfect tribute. Just over 5 feet tall, dead & surrounded by needles.

I thought I hadn’t been paying my girlfriend much attention recently so, as it was her birthday on Friday, I decided I would give her a ring as a present.

Amazingly, that started another row. Because I rang her from the pub.

My wife asked me for something that does nought to sixty in 5 seconds for her birthday.

I bought her a set of bathroom scales.

@Cherriepie wrote:

@TheMaster wrote:

For my chipmunk xxx

Awwwww You two are adorable ………

^ take notes from The Master boys!

For Cherrie… lmao.

For my chipmunk xxx