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Hi My Ruby :D

Is your daughter breast feeding? Coz in my experience it is like piss from both ends during the meanwhile!

Mary, I have been trying to write a poem about your measles but couldn’t find any word that rhymed with ‘measles’, other than ‘weasels’. I shall get back to you.

/yours 2 jabs xxx

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Is it Bill Nighy who plays Davy Jones in the new Pirates of the Caribbean ‘Dead Mans Chest’ minus the tenticles?

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@becky wrote:

Thats it now im officially depressed now.

Me too, now I have read this thread

I haven’t been this sad since Kevin the fish went to that plaice in the sky

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Shocking songs? :shock:

I’ll have you know I love that song :lol:

You’re the lady, you’re the lady that I love 8)

That’s me singing to Esther :oops:

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What you gon’ do with all that junk,
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and their Donna
Karan, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’ fly
Brother I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass in
Seven Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t taken
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got you,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let’s spend time not money.
And mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can’t touch it,
If you touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin’ got you,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin’ all your money on me, up on me, on me.

My Humps

Black Eyed Peas 8)

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ooooo Ahhhhhhhhhhh…………

I have just had a one!

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Hello Cath :)

I used to be in love with Esther and very jealous of Abi :twisted:

What thread you on about?

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Cinderella Rockerfella

Esther and Abi Ofarim

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@abitofmary_j wrote:

do u get the quakers oats adverts…?? with windy miller and his Oats lol….

Yes, I have noticed that Windy has been sexed up for the Noughties :shock:

Back in my day ‘the sixties’ I don’t remember him winking, or getting his oats :lol:

I have found his song and I think you should sing it at your next karaoke night Mary, just jazz it up a bit maybe.

Windy Miller’s Song

Windy Miller, Windy Miller sharper than a thorn
Like a mouse he’s spry and nimble when he grinds the corn
And like a bird he’ll watch the wind and listen for the sound
Which says he has the wind he needsto make the sails go round

They don’t make em like that anymore!

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It was Watch With Mother when I was a child – Andy Pandy, The Flowerpot Men, The Woodentops and The Herbs. :lol:

Nothing else on then and it was in black and white, but we enjoyed it.

Later I remember watching Camberwick Green and Trumpton
(Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb!) :lol:

Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet were fantastic at the time and I still love them
all these years later. This is the voice of the Mysterons

Stingray and Joe 90 8)

and I thought nostalgia was a thing of the past!

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